kiwicolin Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 from a notts county fanzineBRISTOL ROVERSnick name PIRATESthe term associates the club with the illegal traders inaudio / video discs , who cheat the public out of a highquality , truly rewarding listening and viewing experience.AKA " GAS "of uncertian origin , but is believed to relate to thenautical term , " breaking of the win "GROUND " MEMORIAL STADIUM "dedicated , in loving memory to Eastville , R I P FOESROTthis primitive tribe call themselves REDS an abbreviationof their true name which is of course IN BREDS .isolated herds of reds roam the desolate wastelandsof middle class Rushcliffe in there 4x4s droning on about how much their huts are worth.small and sadly diminishing numbers of reds still assembleat their temple on the dark side of the river Trent.( known as the "SHITTY GROUND " to partake in their vilerituals , such as offering sacrifices to their god CLOUGHIE ,and attempting to raise their dead hopes through the endlesslyrepeated moronic chant ," U REDS, U REDS, U REDS , U REDS , U REDS,....."( note the illiteracy -" u beind red-chavese for " you " )their tribal totem deserves particular attention.it depicts a cauliflower above some E.E.G delta waves.the cauliflower is an accurate representation of a typical red's brain.the delta waves are associated with reduced mental capacity.thought this was funny and wondered what other fanzinessays about us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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