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Malone Goes Mad In Rotherham


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Good to see its not just on here he spouts total crap! :whistle:

Yep its embarrssing for a guy his age clinging on to his youth talking absoulate crap trying to be funny. Its cringeworthy

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Guest DrFaustus

Yep its embarrssing for a guy his age clinging on to his youth talking absoulate crap trying to be funny. Its cringeworthy

Apologies if I missed the 'irony' Personally, I find Rog very bloody funny...maybe I'm easily pleased. (Jokes about watching Rovers etc no doubt to follow)

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Apologies if I missed the 'irony' Personally, I find Rog very bloody funny...maybe I'm easily pleased. (Jokes about watching Rovers etc no doubt to follow)

Thanks for posting the link Dr, I also found it humorous, an excellent piece using satire, irony, pathos and black comedy.

Bit of a new experience for me, standing shoulder to shoulder with a goat herding sag, defending Todger Malone................

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Dr. I hate to be the one to tell you....... nobody watches the Rovers, unless you mean Blackburn?

My dear chap, when next season we are playing in the same division as you shower of heathen, pox-ridden, unwashed, mono-eybrowed apes, I will buy you a pint before the game and we'll see about that!

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Your not getting promoted this season are you Dr F?

Not me personally, the goat-farming co-op believe that there should be no leaders...bloody hippies. Still, the Rovers may well be joining you lot as this rate...unless of course midget Johnson cocks it up. :)

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Guest MaloneFM

Yep its embarrssing for a guy his age clinging on to his youth talking absoulate crap trying to be funny. Its cringeworthy

I WAS NOT CLINGING TO THAT YOUTH! Neither was I offering him money.

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Guest MaloneFM

Why thank you Memphis.

Now I appear to have a stiffness in my lower area which I haven't had for many a year. All this talk of Dolly and puppies I rather imagine.

Can you apply the usual treatment you saucy minx you?

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Why thank you Memphis.

Now I appear to have a stiffness in my lower area which I haven't had for many a year. All this talk of Dolly and puppies I rather imagine.

Can you apply the usual treatment you saucy minx you?

Calm down dear if your good you can have a grape or two :wub::wub:

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Why thank you Memphis.

Now I appear to have a stiffness in my lower area which I haven't had for many a year. All this talk of Dolly and puppies I rather imagine.

Can you apply the usual treatment you saucy minx you?

But you said I could have tonight off after I helped you out the other night!

Now away and have an early night and prepare for the match tomorrow, your public awaits!

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Now away and have an early night and prepare for the match tomorrow, your public awaits!

yeah after the Rotherham stuff the buggers probably resemble the mob about to storm Frankensteins castle.

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Guest sprout1883

Absolute cracking read. if Malone wasn't a ###thead i'd ask him to marry me :)

Some of you are a bit analy retentive. You wouldn't know humour if it slapped you in the face.

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Did you see the words 'ginger' or 'goat fancying' before the word 'inbred'?

If so then I fancy your eyesight is better than your medical practice herr doktor.

Absolute cracking read. if Malone wasn't a ###thead i'd ask him to marry me :)

Some of you are a bit analy retentive. You wouldn't know humour if it slapped you in the face.

And if you weren't an attractive young lad with the eyes of a young Mark Lester in Oliver....well lets just say uncle Roger would get to sleep quicker at night.

Barclays anyone?

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Guest MaloneFM

Then request dear boy...request.

20 questions to the pm address and a few sausage rolls in the post and the wit of Malone will be yours by New Years Eve. Ron Atkinson be damned!

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