Guest DrFaustus Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 For some reason, my nemesis friend Fat Boy Rog can't 'get it up' on the Rotherham board, so for those of you missing the cardigan clad man of mirth's 'wise' words...this is worth a read!!Show us yer whippets love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 I think you'll find the word is B-O-A-R-D herr Doktor. Jesus Nathan Christ! And Satan made me do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thornbury Red Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 Good to see its not just on here he spouts total crap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 I think you'll find the word is B-O-A-R-D herr Doktor. Jesus Nathan Christ! And Satan made me do it.T-U-R-D did you say? See you Friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ashtonunited Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 Good to see its not just on here he spouts total crap! Yep its embarrssing for a guy his age clinging on to his youth talking absoulate crap trying to be funny. Its cringeworthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 Yep its embarrssing for a guy his age clinging on to his youth talking absoulate crap trying to be funny. Its cringeworthyApologies if I missed the 'irony' Personally, I find Rog very bloody funny...maybe I'm easily pleased. (Jokes about watching Rovers etc no doubt to follow) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 Apologies if I missed the 'irony' Personally, I find Rog very bloody funny...maybe I'm easily pleased. (Jokes about watching Rovers etc no doubt to follow)Dr. I hate to be the one to tell you....... nobody watches the Rovers, unless you mean Blackburn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Maesknoll Red Posted December 27, 2005 Admin Share Posted December 27, 2005 Apologies if I missed the 'irony' Personally, I find Rog very bloody funny...maybe I'm easily pleased. (Jokes about watching Rovers etc no doubt to follow)Thanks for posting the link Dr, I also found it humorous, an excellent piece using satire, irony, pathos and black comedy.Bit of a new experience for me, standing shoulder to shoulder with a goat herding sag, defending Todger Malone................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 Dr. I hate to be the one to tell you....... nobody watches the Rovers, unless you mean Blackburn?My dear chap, when next season we are playing in the same division as you shower of heathen, pox-ridden, unwashed, mono-eybrowed apes, I will buy you a pint before the game and we'll see about that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 My dear chap, when next season we are playing in the same division as you shower of heathen, pox-ridden, unwashed, mono-eybrowed apes, I will buy you a pint beofre the game and we'll see about that! Your not getting promoted this season are you Dr F? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 Your not getting promoted this season are you Dr F?Not me personally, the goat-farming co-op believe that there should be no leaders...bloody hippies. Still, the Rovers may well be joining you lot as this rate...unless of course midget Johnson cocks it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 PLEASE!Can we just return to talking about me? I'm certainly enjoying it an so is my ego. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WillsbridgeRed Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 MaloneFM is a fantastic posterNice to see some original stuffKeep up the good work you liberal heathen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 Yep its embarrssing for a guy his age clinging on to his youth talking absoulate crap trying to be funny. Its cringeworthyI WAS NOT CLINGING TO THAT YOUTH! Neither was I offering him money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 A good piece Boss!As for those who think he talks rubbish, I think he is nearer to the truth than we'd like to admit really! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Randall's Mullet Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 Yep its embarrssing for a guy his age clinging on to his youth talking absoulate crap trying to be funny. Its cringeworthyBut he's a genius! You should treasure him. Come over to our forum Rog and liven things up - We'd appreciate you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 Why thank you Memphis.Now I appear to have a stiffness in my lower area which I haven't had for many a year. All this talk of Dolly and puppies I rather imagine.Can you apply the usual treatment you saucy minx you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 .Can you apply the usual treatment you saucy minx you? You talking to me or Red M here?(and there really is an 11 week old puppy asleep on my bed) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 Why thank you Memphis.Now I appear to have a stiffness in my lower area which I haven't had for many a year. All this talk of Dolly and puppies I rather imagine.Can you apply the usual treatment you saucy minx you?Calm down dear if your good you can have a grape or two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 One always enjoys a bloody good...oh...GRAPE?Damn these specs the doc swiped for me. Graveyard fresh they are as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 Why thank you Memphis.Now I appear to have a stiffness in my lower area which I haven't had for many a year. All this talk of Dolly and puppies I rather imagine.Can you apply the usual treatment you saucy minx you?But you said I could have tonight off after I helped you out the other night! Now away and have an early night and prepare for the match tomorrow, your public awaits! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 Now away and have an early night and prepare for the match tomorrow, your public awaits!yeah after the Rotherham stuff the buggers probably resemble the mob about to storm Frankensteins castle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballwinningcentrehalf Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 Reading that, and then returning to this forum, is destroying my eyes.Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest annanimo Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 I thought that was a terrific interview, very amusing and unlike most of the fan interviews which are full of the same old rubbish. Well done Malone!Have you had any feedback from Ratherham supporters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 Well I am hopiing for an approach from Yeovile to spew bile and truth all over their website.What about it inbreds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 What about it inbreds?Hello.Oops...wrong inbreds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sprout1883 Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 Absolute cracking read. if Malone wasn't a ###thead i'd ask him to marry me Some of you are a bit analy retentive. You wouldn't know humour if it slapped you in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 Did you see the words 'ginger' or 'goat fancying' before the word 'inbred'? If so then I fancy your eyesight is better than your medical practice herr doktor.Absolute cracking read. if Malone wasn't a ###thead i'd ask him to marry me Some of you are a bit analy retentive. You wouldn't know humour if it slapped you in the face.And if you weren't an attractive young lad with the eyes of a young Mark Lester in Oliver....well lets just say uncle Roger would get to sleep quicker at night.Barclays anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Glover Lover Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 Well I am hopiing for an approach from Yeovile to spew bile and truth all over their website.What about it inbreds?I for one would welcome such an intrusion. Sadly I hold no sway over such matters and thus am not in a position to grant you bandwidth on our esteemed and venerable locale on the 'net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 Then request dear boy...request.20 questions to the pm address and a few sausage rolls in the post and the wit of Malone will be yours by New Years Eve. Ron Atkinson be damned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westex red Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 Well written uncle Rog, made i laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 See? Lull them into a false sense of security on their OWN WEBSITE and let Brooker and Scotty do the rest.I am a Trojan voice of sport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED4LIFE Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 Nice one Malone. Try the same for Somerset in-breds next week, if poss. Mind you, do they have the Net? Do they even have electricity?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Rollason Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 well done piggy!class from front to back, specially the bit about danny wilson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Glover Lover Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 Nice one Malone. Try the same for Somerset in-breds next week, if poss. Mind you, do they have the Net? Do they even have electricity??Of course we do, otherwise I wouldn't be able to do this: I'll have you know we've had electrickery in South Somerset for over seven years now. We just got those new-fangled VD players as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scootered Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 I'll have you know we've had electrickery in South Somerset for over seven years now. Typical Yeovil getting prioity over other towns in the district!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 I'll have you know we've had electrickery in South Somerset for over seven years now. We just got those new-fangled VD players as well Then Mr Lover to quote more than one large mammaried drug fuelled American 'wrestlers'...bring the pain bitch!20 questions to Uncle Rog by saturday or all together now...cluck cluck cluck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solo1bc Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 I don't know where you get it old fruit but a quality read that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Glover Lover Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 Then Mr Lover to quote more than one large mammaried drug fuelled American 'wrestlers'...bring the pain bitch!20 questions to Uncle Rog by saturday or all together now...cluck cluck cluck!Here's one for you...whatever happened to Alison Holloway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest erniehuntslovechild Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 Quality post & it may give Rotheram something to smile about (weren't they cr*p last night).Keep it up Rog (those hand pumps are wonderful)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badger22 Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 Apologies if I missed the 'irony' Personally, I find Rog very bloody funny...maybe I'm easily pleased. (Jokes about watching Rovers etc no doubt to follow)I think is well funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 Here's one for you...whatever happened to Alison Holloway?Well after Jim Davidson did her, married her, smacked her about, booted her out, divorced her and now appears on the telly supporting fox hunting, she presented the 1988 Olympics with Nick Owen (the Steve Hairspray Boy Scott of his day-although young Scotty has a rakish charm).Murdoch threw a few bob her way to be on Sky News when it groaned into life in 1989. She was so impressed with them and them with her in 1993 she launched Meridian Tonight.According to her christmas card she is now living in Los Angeles running a production company.And I'm Des Lynams fluffer love! THIS much talent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucksred Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 christ rog, any more articles like that, and they'll make you chairwo...sorry man!!What ever it is you drink, hell I want a gallon!!City fans wi a sense of humour, whatever next Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Glover Lover Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 Well after Jim Davidson did her, married her, smacked her about, booted her out, divorced her and now appears on the telly supporting fox hunting, she presented the 1988 Olympics with Nick Owen (the Steve Hairspray Boy Scott of his day-although young Scotty has a rakish charm).Murdoch threw a few bob her way to be on Sky News when it groaned into life in 1989. She was so impressed with them and them with her in 1993 she launched Meridian Tonight.According to her christmas card she is now living in Los Angeles running a production company.And I'm Des Lynams fluffer love! THIS much talent.Thanks for that, i've always wondered what happened to her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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