WTFiGO!?! Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 I think I'd go:Alan Hansen (to be fair could write his own phrase book) - Shambolic defending - right peg/far stickAlly McCoist/Robbie Earle - Not for me Des/GabbyMartin O'neill - To be fair (although widespread usage is evident throughout the footballing world - Martin does love it. he is a very just man!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Red Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 I think I'd go:Alan Hansen (to be fair could write his own phrase book) - Shambolic defending - right peg/far stickAlly McCoist/Robbie Earle - Not for me Des/GabbyMartin O'neill - To be fair (although widespread usage is evident throughout the footballing world - Martin does love it. he is a very just man!)Mark Lawrenson - 'Most Definately' Still comes out with it now, years after first producing it on HTV Sportsweek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted December 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 yeah, now you mention it he does doesn't he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Andy Gray - "What a chance......" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Andy Gray - "What a chance......"Surely: "what a chancer...." (thus describing the shiny bonced pundit perfectly) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Andy Gray - "What a chance......"Surely: "what a chancer...." (thus describing the shiny bonced pundit perfectly) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted December 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 When asked a question by Gary on MOTD Brooking would always love to start a reply with 'well......' although it was always more of a 'Wwwweeeeeeeeellllllllll...........' in that essexonion (yet posh!!) accent of his.Still makes me chuckle thinking about it ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tactical Genius Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 "Off the line". They rarely are. "He's a good shot stopper" well, you'd kind of think that wouldn't you, seeing as how he's a professional goalkeeper."2-0 is the most dangerous scoreline in football" So why do teams carry on trying to score when they're already 1-0 up?"He was offside by a mile" a mile? Are you sure?"It was never a penalty" I think you'll find it was. And what's more, they scored from it."That decision could get me the sack" yes, that and the six months of your incompetence that preceded it."The sending off ruined the game" whose fault is that then, the ref for applying the rules or your player for stamping on the opposition winger?"I think we can get a result on Saturday". I think you can too. It'll probably be a defeat though. "fans pay good money to see 11 v 11, and they are being short-changed". Nonsense. Fans pay to see a football match. The number of players on the field, like the number of goals scored, vary from game to game."otherwise he didn't have a save to make in the game" Now, I wasn't at the game but just by looking at the scoreline I can see that he had at least 3 saves to make."he sent the keeper the wrong way" No, he got lucky."It's not about the money." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Team In Keynsham Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 whenever someone refers to clubs in the plural: i.e. "we can't compete with the Chelseas, Arsenals and Liverpools of the game". Guess what you idiot, there is only 1 of each. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted December 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 whenever someone refers to clubs in the plural: i.e. "we can't compete with the Chelseas, Arsenals and Liverpools of the game". Guess what you idiot, there is only 1 of each.It is bloody silly the way they do that isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted December 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Oh yeah, Fat Ron, how could I forget???The ball was never crossed in always 'fizzed in'and the three magic words: 'if you like' probably made up 50% of his verbal communication. See he is actually quite a considerate man after all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Team In Keynsham Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Oh yeah, Fat Ron, how could I forget???The ball was never crossed in always 'fizzed in'and the three magic words: 'if you like' probably made up 50% of his verbal communication. See he is actually quite a considerate man after allBFR used to like players getting stuck in early doors. Spotters badge for that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted December 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 BFR used to like players getting stuck in early doors. Spotters badge for that one.thank you 'RON' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_Jim Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Andy Gray - in bawling Scot tone - "Ya dooont saavee thooseee!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted December 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Bawling scootish toons out of Andy Grey is a football ins TIT u tion all of its own (i'd like to highlight the word TIT there just cos it strikes me as funny , just at this moment. ) ho hohoCITY!!!!! love You lots an lots xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxx "Ya dooont saavee thooseee!!!"he f'ing loves it doesn't he?Andy Gray - in bawling Scot tone - "Ya dooont saavee thooseee!!!"especially relevant to Tinman at Anfield citypopeBruce didn'tBFR used to like players getting stuck in early doors. Spotters badge for that one.if you like x X x but only I U L Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted December 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 www.pi55 up.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batman Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 chris kamara - "IT'S UNBELIEVABLE JEFF" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Red Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Martin Tyler - 'Hooonnnreeeeeeee' whenever said Frenchman scores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 chris kamara - "IT'S UNBELIEVABLE JEFF"I was concerned that he might spontaneously combust whilst commentating on the Fulham v Villa game last night.He takes " soccer passon" to a new level Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red stafford Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 Jose Mourinho post match interview: "I sink......." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted December 30, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 Jose Mourinho post match interview: "I sink......."Ah, good spot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazareth Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 I like Andy Gray's "That could have gone anywhere Martin - and it very nearly did", as well as "you can't legislate for pace like that".Also, anything* uttered by Big Ron - www.ronglish.com*except for that off-mike comment... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted January 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 "you can't legislate for pace like that".Thats another managers favorate, used to explain away 'individual mistakes' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthorpe69 Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 Andy Gray -'what a hit son, what a hit''Take a bew son!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB. Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 Martin Jol once said something like: "If the other team scores and we can't manage to score then we have a problem". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 Gary Johnson at the Supporters Trust Launch, when asked by Johnathon Pearce as to why we kept losing games (this was when the Nine game loss was happening)Johnathon - "So then Gary why are we losing so many games?"Gary - "Well because the other team are scoring more goals than we are" (I thought it was kind of funny and so did most people there) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wurzel of Oz Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 Sven:'Wellla ....' before everything he says!Sam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ronmeister Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 Got a few, not really Cliches but things that people have said and will wish they hadn't...I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.People will say that's typical City, which really annoys me. But that's typical City, I suppose.Every dog has his day, and today is woof-woof day. I want to celebrate promotion by barking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthebling Posted January 9, 2006 Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 Thats the last thing any defender wants - Wayne Rooney coming in your box... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich-TWSC- Posted January 9, 2006 Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 I miss Brian Moore... There was a digified approach to his commentatary yet when something amazing happened he'd get excited (but not in a annoyed way a la Motty) E.G. Owen goal Vs. Argentina in '98.One of my earliest memories of watching football on tele is Brian Moore going..."Huuuuuuughes, (goal scored) BRILLIANTLY!"LEGEND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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