Roger Red Hat Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 As this is now a weather forum:- tomorrow will be +10 and pizz down, the day after tomorrow will be +9 and also damp, the day after the day after will zzzzzzzzzzzzz................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 As this is now a weather forum:- tomorrow will be +10 and pizz down, the day after tomorrow will be +9 and also damp, the day after the day after will zzzzzzzzzzzzz................Dogger, Fisher German Bite....yes it always amused me when the shipping forecaster used to say "blah, blah.......rain, GOOD!"I used to think "How cruel of him!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucksred Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 As this is now a weather forum:- tomorrow will be +10 and pizz down, the day after tomorrow will be +9 and also damp, the day after the day after will zzzzzzzzzzzzz................Got rockall better to do with the day then Rog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Got rockall better to do with the day then Rog? Probably been sat on his Moray Firth all day. Are Ross and Cromarty a good firm of solicitors by the way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucksred Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Probably been sat on his Moray Firth all day. Are Ross and Cromarty a good firm of solicitors by the way?Thought twas the latest chic in hoolie chav gear meself.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Thought twas the latest chic in hoolie chav gear meself..........Come now Bucks, that's Dumfries and Galloway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MrsFaustas Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Probably been sat on his Moray Firth all day. Are Ross and Cromarty a good firm of solicitors by the way?No there not, I used them in an attempt to get shot of you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 No there not, I used them in an attempt to get you shot!Still illegal dear heart... Bloody PC murder laws and all that.How's the festering boil on your head? Oh, that IS your head. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted December 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Probably been sat on his Moray Firth all day. Are Ross and Cromarty a good firm of solicitors by the way?Right now I'm in the Fasslane and I wont be back till Lundy at the earliest...........well in time for kick off anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted December 30, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 Are Ross and Cromarty a good firm of solicitors by the way?Ah Dr. Dr., an understandable mistake on your part thinking Ross and Cromarty are a firm of solicitors as they are in fact 'Commissionaires for Oafs'. You'll have seen them standing each side of the door of the supporters club bar at the mem. on match days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MrsFaustas Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 Still illegal dear heart... Bloody PC murder laws and all that.How's the festering boil on your head? Oh, that IS your head. Sorry.I wouldnt come home tonight if I were you, a nasty accident might just happen!As for the boil, the only boil will be when I pour the water from the kettle over your manhood! That will put a stop to your infidelity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 I wouldnt come home tonight if I were you, a nasty accident might just happen!As for the boil, the only boil will be when I pour the water from the kettle over your manhood! That will put a stop to your infidelity!Result, you're LETTING me stay out?Dopey mare, you're so dense you'd forget to boil the water first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 Result, you're LETTING me stay out?Dopey mare, you're so dense you'd forget to boil the water first.Better find that car park......... you know the one called Dogger...... you can bank on some action there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 Better find that car park......... you know the one called Dogger...... you can bank on some action there.One dog is enough thanks DC. I'll have a night out with the gorgeous Katy instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 One dog is enough thanks DC. I'll have a night out with the gorgeous Katy instead. Okay if I tag along? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 Okay if I tag along?Of course, my pleasure. I'm not sharing Katy though..she is MINE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MrsFaustas Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 Better find that car park......... you know the one called Dogger...... you can bank on some action there.If he hangs arround in car parks, people will think the fair is coming to town and the freak has arrived early! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 If he hangs arround in car parks, people will think the fair is coming to town and the freak has arrived early!That's only because of my manhood tricks. As for your John Merrick impressions, you should be able to earn a few bob now the whoring is not so profitable.Lanced that boil yet sugar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MrsFaustas Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 That's only because of my manhood tricks. As for your John Merrick impressions, you should be able to earn a few bob now the whoring is not so profitable.Lanced that boil yet sugar?Last time I looked it was in-growing like your toenails!You didn't complain when you picked me up in Fishponds, I had to think twice about it though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 Last time I looked it was in-growing like your toenails!You didn't complain when you picked me up in Fishponds, I had to think twice about it though!It's not burst like your fanny then? I only picked you up in Fishponds as after 4 litres of Diamond White and Absinthe splits, most people fall over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MrsFaustas Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 It's not burst like your fanny then? I only picked you up in Fishponds as after 4 litres of Diamond White and Absinthe splits, most people fall over.Chav! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 Chav!YOU drank that lot you daft slapper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MrsFaustas Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 YOU drank that lot you daft slapper.I mean it now, never again are you going to soil our sheets. This time it is going to be D I V O R C E and however much you beg and plead, I'm not going to do those perverted acts with the hoover for you again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 I mean it now, never again are you going to soil our sheets. This time it is going to be D I V O R C E and however much you beg and plead, I'm not going to do those perverted acts with the hoover for you again!R E S U L T Leave the keys on the doormat on the way out tart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MrsFaustas Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 R E S U L T Leave the keys on the doormat on the way out tart. I'm going to destroy your collection of perverted toys now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 I'm going to destroy your collection of perverted toys now!You bitch. Out goes yours then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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