A Load Of Bull

[cider gliders]

A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."

They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying, "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife got really excited and said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."

The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with the same old cow."

The husband's condition has been reduced from critical to stable and he should make a full recovery.

:Hmm, yeah that's really funny Tarquin.:

[Guest RedwardsV1]

Brilliant

[cider gliders]

Yers another good un!

A fellow had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down,

a stranger comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next

to him. "No," he says, "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible," said the stranger. "Who in their right mind

would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting

event in the world, and not use it?"

The fellow says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was

supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first

Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you

find someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take

the seat?"

The fellow shakes his head.............. "No, they're all at the

funeral."