Mr Mosquito Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 ........enjoy this one my fellow zider redzzzz........ An ugly Swinedon fan walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman. "Well, I'll tell you." replies the ugly Swinedon fan. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big-time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!" Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You're a lucky guy. Was she pretty?" "Dunno... never found the head..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooter Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA! Now that was SOOOO funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider gliders Posted February 23, 2004 Report Share Posted February 23, 2004 Ha-Ha! Love it RG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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