maidenheadred Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 Stolen car/hassles with builders/credit card debts all prevented me making the trip from Clapham to Bristol today, but have just called muvver for a match report, which i'm happy to relay to the forum:Mum: we won... good game, we played well!Maidenheadred: who played well?Mum: ...dirty team though. very dirty team. Maidenheadred: who played well then?Mum: pardon?Maidenheadred: who played well?Mum: ooh, we played well!Maidenheadred: no mum, WHO played well?Mum: that Trundle dived twice!Maidenheadred: WHO PLAYED WELL?Mum: oh, Brooker did. And Orr was good. And Bas didn't lose the ball once! He's great!Maidenheadred: What was Carey's goal like?Mum: oh, it sort of just went in. I think my mum should take Hanson's job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyAli Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 In all fairness to your mum, I was listening on world and I think she got it pretty much spot on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man In Black Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 Sounds like some of the phone conversations I have with my mum... they must all start talking the same on the phone once they give birth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 My mum went to her first ever football game today, I was thinking we should start a fund (as she brought us good luck today) to raise the money to buy her a season ticket.I was slightly worried every time the ball went out of play and she kept saying "line out" but then she is an egg chaser so let her off. I was doing my best to explain things to her. She thought we'd played well though. (In her vast knowledge of one football match! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HambrookRed Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 Stolen car/hassles with builders/credit card debts all prevented me making the trip from Clapham to Bristol today, but have just called muvver for a match report, which i'm happy to relay to the forum:Mum: we won... good game, we played well!Maidenheadred: who played well?Mum: ...dirty team though. very dirty team. Maidenheadred: who played well then?Mum: pardon?Maidenheadred: who played well?Mum: ooh, we played well!Maidenheadred: no mum, WHO played well?Mum: that Trundle dived twice!Maidenheadred: WHO PLAYED WELL?Mum: oh, Brooker did. And Orr was good. And Bas didn't lose the ball once! He's great!Maidenheadred: What was Carey's goal like?Mum: oh, it sort of just went in. I think my mum should take Hanson's job.Commitment suntan...Great report though, have you ever considered a career in media.. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maidenheadred Posted January 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2006 Commitment suntan...Great report though, have you ever considered a career in media.. ?IT consultancy's loss could be the Evening Post's gain, suntan. SECOND BALL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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