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Stolen car/hassles with builders/credit card debts all prevented me making the trip from Clapham to Bristol today, but have just called muvver for a match report, which i'm happy to relay to the forum:

Mum: we won... good game, we played well!

Maidenheadred: who played well?

Mum: ...dirty team though. very dirty team.

Maidenheadred: who played well then?

Mum: pardon?

Maidenheadred: who played well?

Mum: ooh, we played well!

Maidenheadred: no mum, WHO played well?

Mum: that Trundle dived twice!

Maidenheadred: WHO PLAYED WELL?

Mum: oh, Brooker did. And Orr was good. And Bas didn't lose the ball once! He's great!

Maidenheadred: What was Carey's goal like?

Mum: oh, it sort of just went in.

I think my mum should take Hanson's job.

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My mum went to her first ever football game today, I was thinking we should start a fund (as she brought us good luck today) to raise the money to buy her a season ticket.

I was slightly worried every time the ball went out of play and she kept saying "line out" but then she is an egg chaser so let her off. I was doing my best to explain things to her. She thought we'd played well though. (In her vast knowledge of one football match! :dance: )

Guest HambrookRed
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Stolen car/hassles with builders/credit card debts all prevented me making the trip from Clapham to Bristol today, but have just called muvver for a match report, which i'm happy to relay to the forum:

Mum: we won... good game, we played well!

Maidenheadred: who played well?

Mum: ...dirty team though. very dirty team.

Maidenheadred: who played well then?

Mum: pardon?

Maidenheadred: who played well?

Mum: ooh, we played well!

Maidenheadred: no mum, WHO played well?

Mum: that Trundle dived twice!

Maidenheadred: WHO PLAYED WELL?

Mum: oh, Brooker did. And Orr was good. And Bas didn't lose the ball once! He's great!

Maidenheadred: What was Carey's goal like?

Mum: oh, it sort of just went in.

I think my mum should take Hanson's job.

Commitment suntan...

Great report though, have you ever considered a career in media.. ?

Guest maidenheadred
Posted

Commitment suntan...

Great report though, have you ever considered a career in media.. ?

IT consultancy's loss could be the Evening Post's gain, suntan.

SECOND BALL!

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