Nursing Home

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Ethel loved to speed in her wheelchair and charge around the

Nursing home,taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed

on the

long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a

picnic, the other residents tolerated her, and some of the male

residents

actually joined in her games. One day, Ethel was speeding up one

corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his

arm outstretched. "Stop", he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got

a license for that thing?"

Ethel fished in her handbag, and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and

held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the

hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird

Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "Stop, have you got proof

of

insurance?" Ethel dug deep in her

handbag and produced a drink

coaster and held it up to him.

Harold nodded and said "Carry on, ma'am".

As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy

Craig

stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a sizeable

Erection in his hand.

"Good grief", said Ethel, "Not the breathalyser again".