Dwarf And The Horse

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A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm.

I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm.

What sort of horse?" said the owner. "A female horth" the dwarf

replies.

So the owner shows him a mare. "Nithe horth." says the dwarf,

"Can I thee her eyeth?" So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him

the horses eyes.

"Nithe eyeth.", says the dwarf, "Can I thee her teeth?" Again the

owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth. "Nithe teeth....

can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says.

By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again, picks up the

dwarf to show him the horses ears. "Nithe eerth.' he says

'Now...can I see her twot?"

With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and

shoves his head deep inside the horses **** . He holds him there

for a couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.

The dwarf shakes his head and says:

"Perhaps I should weefwaze that... Can I see her wun awound?"