Goldberg Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 At a world brewing convention in North America the CEOs of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of the first day's conference.Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a bladdy Fosters, mate."Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a Bud."Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, ferdamt. Give me ein Becks, ya ist der real King of be ers, danke."Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet coke with a lemon and some ice. Tanks."The other CEOs stared at him in silence. They were all stunned with amazement that Paddy didn't order a beer.Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pad?""Well, if you ****in' pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Gah, can't read this thread at all.. school internet filters are blocking everything Guessing you've written something rude? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Its not rude, its a joke about drinking, but I beleave most school filters block drinks topics too as under 18. xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Really, you're not missing out on much that was a poor drink.I mean joke...Damn, that actually was a Fraudien mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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