Goldberg Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Subject: Fw: SON IN LAW~~A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming~~from her daughter's bedroom. When she opened the door, she found her~~daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" She~~exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with~~my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."~~Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound~~coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter~~naked on a sofa with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" He exclaimed.~~The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents~~and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."~~A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this~~time in the living room. Upon entering the room, she found her husband~~watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him on the~~couch.~~"What the hell are you doing?" She asked. He replied, "Watching the cricket with my son-in-law." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Boom Boom.Saw my house mates rampant rabbit yesterday. They're ugly ugly things aren't they. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Ok, how long before your reply gets removed? I'm guessing 5 minutes! he he he!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Still there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 he he he. I think you may have won on this occasion. I must say i am alittle worried about you seeing it though! I don't think i want to know the surroundings of the Rabiit siteing!! xxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Nor do I!And I don't want to know if she's been using it. Surely you'ld have more discrepancy than that! (is that the right word?)Mingin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Well clearly not if she just leaves it lying around.Oh dear, the thought process is not good, maybe it was left out in a mad panic as you came in? I think I'll get my coat now! he he he!!! xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Well clearly not if she just leaves it lying around.Oh dear, the thought process is not good, maybe it was left out in a mad panic as you came in? I think I'll get my coat now! he he he!!! xxARGHHHH, you're not making this any better! I don't want to think that that happened! In fact, thought process is not alloud for this scenario. So no thinking at all please, on my behalf or yours.I'll have to have words "Don't leave that rabbit lying around..." Sounds lame don't it.Also, you can't censor rampant rabbit as it is a friendly description of an animal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 ARGHHHH, you're not making this any better! I don't want to think that that happened! In fact, thought process is not alloud for this scenario. So no thinking at all please, on my behalf or yours.I'll have to have words "Don't leave that rabbit lying around..." Sounds lame don't it.Also, you can't censor rampant rabbit as it is a friendly description of an animal!He he he. I get the feelings the mods my actually know what a rampant rabbit is, so we may have this thread removed. But never mind, it has kept me amused for a little while. Sorry, when do you go back to your flat again? he he he!!! xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_red Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 He he he. I get the feelings the mods my actually know what a rampant rabbit is, so we may have this thread removed. But never mind, it has kept me amused for a little while. Sorry, when do you go back to your flat again? he he he!!! xxxohh the mods know what a rampant rabbit is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 He he he. I get the feelings the mods my actually know what a rampant rabbit is, so we may have this thread removed. But never mind, it has kept me amused for a little while. Sorry, when do you go back to your flat again? he he he!!! xxxOi you that is rude!She's getting back from work early and I don't finish till 5.30...Hope the window's aren't sweated up It's just a family thread for the average family right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Oi you that is rude!She's getting back from work early and I don't finish till 5.30...Hope the window's aren't sweated up It's just a family thread for the average family right he he he, wasnt rude in anyway! Just a general question! he he he!I'm sure it'll be fine! Just don't think about it when your on your way home, and make alot of noise when you go into the flat, just in case! xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 ARGGGHHHHH I don't want that everytime I come home!I'll stomp up the stairs and shout "LIIIZZZZZ I'M HOOOMMMMEEEE PUT THE RABBIT AWAY" proper bellow it so she can't make any mistake, real subtle.In fact. I'll text her now and tell her have a twiff ready for 5.45 Heh, smart thinking by me, not just an ugly face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 ARGGGHHHHH I don't want that everytime I come home!I'll stomp up the stairs and shout "LIIIZZZZZ I'M HOOOMMMMEEEE PUT THE RABBIT AWAY" proper bellow it so she can't make any mistake, real subtle.In fact. I'll text her now and tell her have a twiff ready for 5.45 Heh, smart thinking by me, not just an ugly face!Ha ha ha! I feel i may have sent you slowly mad and somewhat paranoid! oops! How much longer do you think we have befor this threads removed then? Oops! xxxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Ha ha ha! I feel i may have sent you slowly mad and somewhat paranoid! oops! How much longer do you think we have befor this threads removed then? Oops! xxxxxYes, your input has been sceptical at best It's given me a good little insight into the ways that your mind works!It'll be funny tonight I'll go in expecting the worst and she'll have baked me a cake and done the washing up. Can't beleive I've been told off for hiding swear words (like saying pish) yet this is allowed! Heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 He he he! I don't think theyve spotted it yet! Its not that bad really. I'm sure shes really nice and completely innocenct. As with myself. I would hate to think I have given the impression of anything less! he he he!!!! I'm sure it'll be fine. Just stop thinking about it! xxxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 He he he! I don't think theyve spotted it yet! Its not that bad really. I'm sure shes really nice and completely innocenct. As with myself. I would hate to think I have given the impression of anything less! he he he!!!! I'm sure it'll be fine. Just stop thinking about it! xxxxxI'm sure that you implied that you've got a rabbit in there somewhere I think you should stop thinking about it you've been on about it all day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 I'm sure that you implied that you've got a rabbit in there somewhere I think you should stop thinking about it you've been on about it all day!No No No, I was not implying such filth! I do indeed have a rabbit..... But shes cute fluffy and eats carrots! xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 You know the way you've taken this thread from an innocent post to filth about your sexual habits, I'm not sure whether we should take this to a PM (I think I'm in there!) It has been getting a bit personal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 I would like to clarify, I have not or will i discuss my sexual habits! I have not turned this into filth. (i seem to recall another gentleman discussing his flatmates sexual habits first!) and as for "I'm in there!" well, to say your a little sure of your self may be some what of an understatment! I hope that has cleared a few things up! xxxxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 I would like to clarify, I have not or will i discuss my sexual habits! I do indeed have a rabbit..... I have not turned this into filth. it was left out in a mad panic as you came in? Rabbit talk is filth. Judge the mind that speaks it not the words expressed.and as for "I'm in there!" well, to say your a little sure of your self may be some what of an understatment! I hope that has cleared a few things up! xxxxxxWell...No.You haven't answered any questions that's for sure - fence sitter. Sure of myself? Well if you saw me you'ld understand....Sorry. Jokes. I'm not that arrogant. Honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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