mozo Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 I write this on the cusp of the changeover from Hoorah Tuesday to Dreamy Wednesday.If you could invent anyjob for yourself what would it be?Any perfect jobs already out there for you? I doubt you're doing it right now (apart from you reverand Keverand!).I wanna be a boxing writer. I do a bit for a web-site, but in dreamland I'd like to be paid huge amounts of money to cover the glitzy Vegas shows, chill out at the New York gyms chatting to the characters you get over there, maybe down to Miami for an interview, then back to London to do another report. What a life. Sienna Miller may have to be employed as my assistant to make the all important brews, and I won't have any of the time-constraints or hassle that pro journos get. A few offices around the world, and I'll be my own boss, ta! Over to you dreamy dreamweavers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Is there any job description that entails the snorting of cocaine off of the backsides of beautiful women, prolonged periods of sitting on one's arse talking relevent/irrelevent/bemusing/simply in-coherant madcap, looking at the world and more specifically;trees, drinking lot's of tea, pro-evolution, listening to music and watching comical dvd's whenever you need to? Oh yeah, that pays well, although I am negotiable. Can work long and flexible hours also. I am fully trained and have had previous experianced, am very diligent and have a glowing referance from my cat if you're unsure. So if anybody's looking for a man to fill such a position don't hesitate to PM me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Is there any job description that entails the snorting of cocaine off of the backsides of beautiful women, prolonged periods of sitting on one's arse talking relevent/irrelevent/bemusing/simply in-coherant madcap, looking at the world and more specifically;trees, drinking lot's of tea, pro-evolution, listening to music and watching comical dvd's whenever you need to? Oh yeah, that pays well, although I am negotiable. Can work long and flexible hours also. I am fully trained and have had previous experianced, am very diligent and have a glowing referance from my cat if you're unsure. So if anybody's looking for a man to fill such a position don't hesitate to PM me.It's called being a student in the first week of your loan, innit? Or is it 'being Pete Doherty'?If the boxing gets boring I might join you bud: 'pass me a twenty note and tell 'er to stop movin!!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MurrayLives Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 My dream job would be getting paid to pi55 around like those Dirty Sanchez boys. They get to travel Europe, get pi55ed, hurt each other every so often and then get to watch it back with the nation and eventually become heroes to a stoned generation of teenagers. legends.Downsides: Being naked on TV and suffering serious pain (usually both at the same time) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Maesknoll Red Posted March 15, 2006 Admin Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Easy - my perfect job would be Gamekeeper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Easy - my perfect job would be GamekeeperBe a better job than Gamesmaster, having to tolerate all those geeky gamer kids with their questions about Legend of Zelda 17 or some such nonsense. I don't know how Patrick Moore does it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solo1bc Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Is there any job description that entails the snorting of cocaine off of the backsides of beautiful women, prolonged periods of sitting on one's arse talking relevent/irrelevent/bemusing/simply in-coherant madcap, looking at the world and more specifically;trees, drinking lot's of tea, pro-evolution, listening to music and watching comical dvd's whenever you need to? Oh yeah, that pays well, although I am negotiable. Can work long and flexible hours also. I am fully trained and have had previous experianced, am very diligent and have a glowing referance from my cat if you're unsure. So if anybody's looking for a man to fill such a position don't hesitate to PM me.I believe this job is called a coke dealer? 'Beautiful' women is up for debate but the skanks start to look alright after a few Robbie Fowlers.For me then I've said it before... Writer on a doobie farm in Cornwall... Not sure what I'd be writing about but pretty sure I wouldn't care! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Dream job? Thats a tough on, i think realistically we would all like a job that takes minimal effort, doing something we love and getting extremly overpaid for doing it!Mine would have to be on stage in the westend. Something i always wanted to do, but never had the guts to go for it. Or maybe a taster in the Cadbury factory? Yum! xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Or maybe a taster in the Cadbury factory? Yum! xxTaster in the Galaxy factory I'd be some kind of professional helper tagalong groupie for all the bands I love, at the same time, in the same place, hugely overpaid, lots of good food, and all the lead singers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadratinmycider Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 I'd like to be a porn star , although apparently you have to work a week in hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BigTone Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Pole cleaner in Stringfellows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 I don't know if i like the sound of that? xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Is there any job description that entails the snorting of cocaine off of the backsides of beautiful women, prolonged periods of sitting on one's arse talking relevent/irrelevent/bemusing/simply in-coherant madcap, looking at the world and more specifically;trees, drinking lot's of tea, pro-evolution, listening to music and watching comical dvd's whenever you need to? Oh yeah, that pays well, although I am negotiable. Can work long and flexible hours also. I am fully trained and have had previous experianced, am very diligent and have a glowing referance from my cat if you're unsure. So if anybody's looking for a man to fill such a position don't hesitate to PM me.Heh. Started laughing out loud at this one, then looked around the office at the people looking at me and realised there was noway I could repeat any of that so had to make something up about Chelsea losing at football...Am not 100% sure but think that this sounds like what a lot of peoples jobs consists of, between the hours of 5pm Friday and 9pm Monday? So does not count. It's called being a student in the first week of your loan, innit? Or is it 'being Pete Doherty'?If the boxing gets boring I might join you bud: 'pass me a twenty note and tell 'er to stop movin!!'20's? Poncey classy barstchard, I have to make do with grubby effing bus/train tickets I'd like to be a porn star , although apparently you have to work a week in hand.And you would be comparable with monsters like Tyson (13 effing inches!) and that Ron freak.Dream job would be...Dunno, but imagine seeing this in the job paper:"We are searching for Anphetamines that don't give you a come-down, help our research team with handsome reward"Ahh.Or to be that guy in Scarface who checks out if the coke is good coke or bad coke. Wouldn't be too bad except you'ld have to follow scary gangsters around all day and would inevitably end up shot...My house mate has a good job. She works for coke as a sales rep. Obviously with coke there's not much selling involved. And ironically it is coke who pay for her coke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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