mozo Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 I found this exclusiveLove rat Baz in sizzling night of pleasureRumour has it that non-footy forumite Baz, full name barry_manc, has bedded the blonde nymph, known only as Madame la Lama.Gossip has been rife since it was was revealed that Baz had a hot date last night with a blonde mystery girl known to have a 'nice arse'. Last night he took her out on a hot date and was invited back to her place. The mood soon turned from friendly to passionate to downright pornagraphic. Baz was impressed with what she had to offer and soon they were at it like alsations on heat. La Lama, known to have a boyfriend is rumoured not to have mentioned her fella all night...until the very worst time! Baz in his drunken stupour was understandably far from interested in a protracted conversation on the subject.I was asked to pass on this message: Apologise for my lacklustre posting count today and explain that I am ###### wasted, and have been all day, hence the oddness. That beer at lunch did NOT help. And ask if anyone is up for gettin pished and going down on each other. A touching statement.Nice stuff innit? I wonder if RedTop'll give me a job.Happy days for Baz but the girl sounds a bit odd to me. God knows?He did say this to me:Going for drinks with this other chick tonight What a love rat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Pure Genius! Thanks Mozo! xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_red Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 a hero to us all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 That was beautiful, thanks mozo, with that level of accuract it's almost like you were there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucksred Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Mozo, your talents are wasted here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 That was beautiful, thanks mozo, with that level of accuract it's almost like you were there I'm curious as to why she's referred to as Madame La Lama? Is that a kinky private joke between the two of you or what? Baz, surely it feels weird to have your sex-life so public, it's like really being famous. The worrying thing is: so many people wanted to know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 What does pornagraphic mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 What does pornagraphic mean?It's another word for pedantic, pro journos like myself often use it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the wiltshire 1 Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 i am glad he followed my advice of 'pump her then think about the consequences' its rewarding to see people follow my advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 It's another word for pedantic, pro journos like myself often use it.Pro journos and people who are prone to not notice their spelling was wrong until the time limit for correction is up ?I count myself in there...... do you?Still....... I do not believe your definition of the word ....... so would you like to try again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Pro journos and people who are prone to not notice their spelling was wrong until the time limit for correction is up ?I count myself in there...... do you?Still....... I do not believe your definition of the word ....... so would you like to try again? Time limit for correction? If you want to you could pull what I wrote apart further. I duplicated the word 'was' in one sentence and missed out a necessary comma in another. Fortunately there is no need for it to be correct in these circumstances. As the editor of the web-site that I write for would tell you, my spelling and grammar are spot on when it does matter. The whole point of this thread was that Baz wanted me to tell his story because he couldn't post. He, in this situation my editor, didn't request that it written to a professional standard. Hence, I didn't proofread the piece. The word 'pornagraphic' was meant read 'pornographic'. I hope that clarifies the situation. I thank you for your vigilance and hope you continue to enjoy my posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dagest Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Time limit for correction? If you want to you could pull what I wrote apart further. I duplicated the word 'was' in one sentence and missed out a necessary comma in another. Fortunately there is no need for it to be correct in these circumstances. As the editor of the web-site that I write for would tell you, my spelling and grammar are spot on when it does matter. The whole point of this thread was that Baz wanted me to tell his story because he couldn't post. He, in this situation my editor, didn't request that it written to a professional standard. Hence, I didn't proofread the piece. The word 'pornagraphic' was meant read 'pornographic'. I hope that clarifies the situation. I thank you for your vigilance and hope you continue to enjoy my posts. For what it is worth, I have to say that Moz does normally have exemplary English. You know what it's like Dorset, in the heat of the moment, with a little frisson shotting down you spine, we can make little erroes kant wee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 For what it is worth, I have to say that Moz does normally have exemplary English. You know what it's like Dorset, in the heat of the moment, with a little frisson shotting down you spine, we can make little erroes kant wee?I think I kind of mentioned that in not so many words..............? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagest Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 I think I kind of mentioned that in not so many words..............?I'm just trying to mend bridges that's all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dorset_Cider Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Worry not dear Dorset, my spirits are high. Only response I could muster really, what else do you say?Running On Empty?Like I said....... sorry you took my comments so seriously.I'm just trying to mend bridges that's all. I say old chap, that's very decent of you,....... but not necessary as far as I'm concerned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Running On Empty?Like I said....... sorry you took my comments so seriously.I say old chap, that's very decent of you,....... but not necessary as far as I'm concerned It didn't read that venomous did it? I put a smiley on there, what more do you want? Truth be told, I was genuinely annoyed at my sloppiness at putting 'was was' in a sentence. Schoolboy error. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 It didn't read that venomous did it? I put a smiley on there, what more do you want? Truth be told, I was genuinely annoyed at my sloppiness at putting 'was was' in a sentence. Schoolboy error.Naa I guess not........ hey 'was was' is acceptable ..... we have a guy at work who is always saying 'What it was, was' ......... so we then say things back like 'What it were, were' or What it is is' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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