Sir Colby-Tit Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates."You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building"So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:"Floor 1 - These men have jobs."The second floor sign reads:"Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids."The third floor sign reads:"Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking"."Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:"Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.""Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:"Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak."She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:"Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please."Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Very funny! xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted March 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Very funny! xxx...yet true! My money was on you to reply tothis first Gems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 ...yet true! My money was on you to reply tothis first GemsWhy?Are you trying to say I'm fickle when It comes to choosen men? xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted March 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Why?Are you trying to say I'm fickle when It comes to choosen men? xxxNope, just that you are one of the only ladies that responds to my silly threads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Ahh, bless your cottons! xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Good Sir Colby-Tit.Could talk to you about my thoughts, experiances and consequential attitudes towards women all day mate, in a reasoned non-critical and non-harsh, although rather generalised way as well.The non-typical ones' tend to generally agree with me too.Can't be arsed right now though.It's worth remembering men can be nutters as well, men aren't really of such interest to me though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadratinmycider Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Us blokes would have gone for the first one because we couldn't be arsed with all those stairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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