mozo Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Why did he resort to the grenade? Why did his man-management skills lead to nine successive defeats? Why has he lost the plot with Bridges and Stewart?Could it be that this time Steve Lansdown really has gone for the cheap option?Anyone who has seen the 'one for the boys thread' will know that the RealDoll company supply hyper realistic synthetic love dolls.For research purposes I was looking through their products and found this model:Football Manager Doll:'Gary Johnson'Male Realdoll Specifications: flesh material high grade silicone rubber skeleton - PVC w/ steel joints, urethane foam and vinyl components hair - synthetic, balding height - 5'1" (approx.) weight - 220 lbs (approx.) waist - 38" Shirt size - large skin tone - fair, medium, reddenedeye color - brownpubic hair - brunette penis size - custom sizing available personality - cockney wide-boymanagement style - cockney banter, grenades preferred players - unproven graftersSo the truth is out. What's more the offer came with a free Bas Savage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 For research purposes I was looking through their products and found this model:Research my backside, but funny all the same! xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Research my backside, but funny all the same! xxxDinks, I can honestly say that I accidentally typed my bank details on the purchase page of that website. The internet confuses me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Dinks, I can honestly say that I accidentally typed my bank details on the purchase page of that website. The internet confuses me. Thats what they all say! xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 What! You mean to say that Robbored hasn't accidentally typed in his details as well and purchased every last Johnson doll. I know how jealous he is that he can't have the real thing, thats why he's developed such bitterness towards him. I only hope Mrs.Johnson isn't the violent type, well, she is the cockney type I s'pect so that minimilises that possibility.Robbored had better watch his back, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Robbored had better watch his back, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.You go sister! xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Dinks, I can honestly say that I accidentally typed my bank details on the purchase page of that website. The internet confuses me. Mozo, I am so glad that I brought realdolls to your attention - your life in your caravan would now appear to be complete. I imagine Trevor may not be too happy but hey ho.Oh, and you're not alone, I accidentally ordered three love dolls myself on the confusing interweb. When my wife is out I get them out of the loft, sit them around the dining table and we discuss politics, religion and the meaning of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solo1bc Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Research my backside'Research' your backside Dinky? Is that what they're calling it these days?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Mozo, I am so glad that I brought realdolls to your attention - your life in your caravan would now appear to be complete. I imagine Trevor may not be too happy but hey ho.Oh, and you're not alone, I accidentally ordered three love dolls myself on the confusing interweb. When my wife is out I get them out of the loft, sit them around the dining table and we discuss politics, religion and the meaning of life.Seems like there's a hole in the market for giraffedolls I reckon, tell Big Trev not to worry his long neck Mozo, I'm onto it.I s'pect you get more sense out of them and a generally more enriching experiance than trying to do it with your wife.(cyber slap heading my way from Dinky, Sophs, Dolly etc me thinks) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 I s'pect you get more sense out of them and a generally more enriching experiance than trying to do it with your wife.Yes WTF - the conversations do tend to be extremely ahem stimulating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 'Research' your backside Dinky? Is that what they're calling it these days?! I feel you may of slightly misunderstood my meaning. Hey ho, what ever floats your boat! xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Seems like there's a hole in the market for giraffedolls I reckon, tell Big Trev not to worry his long neck Mozo, I'm onto it.I s'pect you get more sense out of them and a generally more enriching experiance than trying to do it with your wife.(cyber slap heading my way from Dinky, Sophs, Dolly etc me thinks)I gotta be honest, Trevor is a RealDoll. You wouldn't get a real giraffe near Temple Meads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 (cyber slap heading my way from Dinky, Sophs, Dolly etc me thinks) back to ya!!!I am happy to say I have never had any complaints or gentlemen turning to giraffes! xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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