The Enormous Turnip Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 One for men - Chantelle Houghton, Kerry Katona & Javine. Bonus Point if you tell me the connection Chuck off a cliff= Chantelle HoughtonChuck off a cliff= Kerry KatonaChuck off a cliff= Javine As for the connection, I have no idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Friggin heck that's a toughie!Can I sleep with all of them or is that greedy?Sorry, have to stick to the rules! :razz: One has to go off the cliff! Chuck off a cliff= Chantelle HoughtonChuck off a cliff= Kerry KatonaChuck off a cliff= Javine As for the connection, I have no idea Aww thats a bit mean! Kerry's a really sweet person I think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadratinmycider Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Sorry, have to stick to the rules! :razz: One has to go off the cliff! Doh Ok, Sleep with Lindsay Lohan, marry Keira Knightly and Mischa Barton is forthe high jump.Sorry Mischa, I hope it hasn't ruined my chances with you, I reckon I was in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Hard question...Shex : Lindsay LohanMarry : Keira KnightlyKill : Mischa BartonOne for men - Chantelle Houghton, Kerry Katona & Javine. Bonus Point if you tell me the connection One for women - Phil Mitchell, Grant Mitchell, Dennis (Who's surname escapes me). Marry Grant cos hes got yummy eyes and we'd have lovely childrenKill Phil, just cos hes got that manky beard thing on his face.Sex with Dennis cos hes blooming HOT!!!! (again though we'd problee have lovely children)(shame hes dead) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Aww thats a bit mean! Kerry's a really sweet person I think!If Kerry didn't sound like a rat on something high then she'd be great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Ok Mark OwenGary BarlowRobbie Williams As these three seem to have been the subject of recent discussion, maybe one of the other girls would like to do the honours (and no boys you cant chuck all three of em off a cliff) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Sleep with Lampard, marry Gerrard, push Beckham off a cliff! But they're all thick as two short planks!!Hmm, Keira Knightly, Mischa Barton, Lindsay Lohan?Friggin heck that's a toughie!Can I sleep with all of them or is that greedy?You want to sleep with the England midfield?Fair enough I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 As these three seem to have been the subject of recent discussion......from you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Ok Mark OwenGary BarlowRobbie Williams As these three seem to have been the subject of recent discussion, maybe one of the other girls would like to do the honours (and no boys you cant chuck all three of em off a cliff)Sleep with Robbie, marry Gary, Mark off the cliff! Although they're all sweeties! (apart from Robbie, bit of a bad boy)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadratinmycider Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 You want to sleep with the England midfield?Fair enough I suppose.What's wrong with that Doc? Have you seen their ball skills? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Surely this forum has a feature that stops you creating threads when you get home drunk? Back to the original topic for a moment, maybe we could fit breathalyser thingys on all computers so that you have to prove your in a fit state to be posting before it lets you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadratinmycider Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Back to the original topic for a moment, maybe we could fit breathalyser thingys on all computers so that you have to prove your in a fit state to be posting before it lets you.They'd have to close the Non-Footy forum down if they did that because none of the nuttersthat post on here have a chance of passing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 What's wrong with that Doc? Have you seen their ball skills?True, but they dribble a lot.They'd have to close the Non-Footy forum down if they did that because none of the nuttersthat post on here have a chance of passing.That's the truth. More fun than the, 'my dad's bigger than your dad' crap on the main forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 They'd have to close the Non-Footy forum down if they did that because none of the nuttersthat post on here have a chance of passing.I think my original post on this thread's is pretty good evidence of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Back to the original topic for a moment, maybe we could fit breathalyser thingys on all computers so that you have to prove your in a fit state to be posting before it lets you.Oh no! We'd lose so many funny posts! :razz: I suppose you could always get some sober person to do the breathalyser for you?I think my original post on this thread's is pretty good evidence of that.Hehe, too true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Oh no! We'd lose so many funny posts!And about half the forum's members Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED4LIFE Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Ok Mark OwenGary BarlowRobbie Williams As these three seem to have been the subject of recent discussion, maybe one of the other girls would like to do the honours (and no boys you cant chuck all three of em off a cliff)Owen-StabBarlow-ShootWilliams-HangDo all of mankind a favour. I should be knighted for that!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Owen-StabBarlow-ShootWilliams-HangDo all of mankind a favour. I should be knighted for that!!But what about womankind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Owen-StabBarlow-ShootWilliams-HangDo all of mankind a favour. I should be knighted for that!! Hang on then my children will be fatherless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Hang on then my children will be fatherless Calling Mark Owen a "Father" is like calling George Bush "President of the USA" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2006 It's unfathomably late and I have returned home for the 2nd night running with achohol coursing trough my veins. Could I please extend my deepest enthusiasm for my original poem (yes it was a poem) about monkey's and fish and bananas.I love all three and home to engage in some horseplay that involves all of the said variables.Lalalah!! I'm only a bit pished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 26, 2006 Report Share Posted March 26, 2006 It's unfathomably late and I have returned home for the 2nd night running with achohol coursing trough my veins. Could I please extend my deepest enthusiasm for my original poem (yes it was a poem) about monkey's and ish and bananas.I love all three and home to engage in some horseplay that involves all of the said variables.Lalalah!! I'm only a bit pished.Oh mozo, You do make I laugh! xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2006 Oh mozo, You do make I laugh! xxxGems, I'd completely forgotten about writing that, what a touching piece of prose it was eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 26, 2006 Report Share Posted March 26, 2006 Gems, I'd completely forgotten about writing that, what a touching piece of prose it was eh? A classic Pished Post me thinks! xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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