The Enormous Turnip Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 I've brought this over from another thread, but I thought this was so shocking that it needed a wider audience and a thread of its own.I keep Chris Eubank in my trousersAs Nogbad said:"That would explain his extraordinary voice then.Are we really expected to believe he remains in your trousers by his own free will? This sounds truly inhumane, surely he must have attempted to punch his way out on at least one occasion. How does the poor bloke get any sleep?" Nogbad's right, this is shocking that Chris Eubank is forced to spend a miserable existane deep in the bowels of mozo's trousers.As far as we know, poor Chris Eubank is struggling in mozo's trousers at this very minute, almost certainly being kept captive under force. Ruthlessly zipped in. This cannot be right.What can we do to help to ease his horrible plight? A full scale frontal atack on mozo? Something must be done. Your thoughts please, before it's too late! Mozo must be stopped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 A full scale assault on Mozo. Trev wants his revenge and is prepared to use his savage eyelashes to destroy Mozo once and for all, and to help rescuse the lisping pugilist.Charge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 A full scale assault on Mozo. Trev wants his revenge and is prepared to use his savage eyelashes to destroy Mozo once and for all, and to help rescuse the lisping pugilist.ChargeEnsure to wear full wet weather gear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 Ensure to wear full wet weather gearMy dear Ma always told me to wear my hood Tone. Good, enlightened advice I always thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 My dear Ma always told me to wear my hood Tone. Good, enlightened advice I always thought.Obviously a wise lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bcfcjake Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 don't forget the rubber gloves, mozo has big trousers to searchand after we can blow the gloves up like some udders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 don't forget the rubber gloves, mozo has big trousers to searchand after we can blow the gloves up like some udders You mean a lot of space in his trousers surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 don't forget the rubber gloves, mozo has big trousers to searchand after we can blow the gloves up like some udders This is a vision I am having some trouble with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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