Sir Colby-Tit Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 The following squads have just been announced for the 2006 World Cup BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Pinnochio Libero Vimto.....Memento.....Borneo.....Tango Cheerio.....Subbuteo Scenario.....Fellatio Portfolio SUBS: PlaceboPornoPolioBanjoBrassoStereo (L)Stereo ®HydrochlorofluoroAristotleComputersezno YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Itch Annoyingitch.....Hardtoreachitch.....Scratchanitch Hic.....Sic.....Spic.....Pric Digaditch.....Fallinaditch Horseraditch SUBS: MowapitchLetsgetrichShagabitch RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Whodyanicabolicov Ticlycov.....Chesticov.....Nasticov Slalomsky.....Downhillsky Risky.....Swedishshev.....Mastershev Forkov.....Uforkov SUBS: RubitovGechakitovSodovPastryshevNajinskyIvorripabollockovTaykitov ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Chatanoogaciouciou Atishiou.....Blessiou.....Thankyiou Busqueue.....Snookercu Pennyciou..... Twoapennyciou.....Fourapennyciou I'llgetciou.....Youandwhosarmi SUBS: UNonUManUStuffyiouLee Kwan Yu DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Toomanigoalssen Tryandstopussen.....Crapdefenssen.....Haveagossen Firstsson.....Seccondsson Thirdsson Legshurtssen.....Notroubleseeingussen Wherestheballssen.....Getthebeerssen SUBS: HowmanygoalsisthatssenFinallygaveupcountinssenHurryupandblowthewhistlessenYourelatedtoalexfergusonssen ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Baloni Potbelli.....Beerbelli.....Giveitsumwelli Wotsontelli.....Yrarseissmelli.....Onetoomani Legslikejelli.....Havabenni Wobblijelli.....Spendapenni SUBS: Cantthinkofani!!! Buggermi MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 San Francisco Costa Brava.....Hopelez.....Juan Andonly Manuel Gearbox Don Criformi-Argentina.....Skrewdigalz.....Luis Canon.....Sombrero Chihuahua.....Jose SUBS: Jesus Maria Don KeyBurritoSpeedy GonzalezTequilaCaramba DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Kenning van Hire Van Diemansland.....Van der Valk..... Van Gard.....Van Erealdizeez Ad van Tagus.....Hertz van Rental..... Transit van Dors Van Coova .....Van Sprokendown.....Aye van Hoe SUBS: Van IllerVan IshincremeVan Morrison Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor. There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, Dick van Dyke. The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 Christ is this what you lawyers do all day!Very good though.ENGLISH TEAM:SteveDave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted April 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 Christ is this what you lawyers do all day!We also walk round talking loudly into our mobiles going "rah rah rah" whilst simultaneously impressing ourselves and others with the size of our egos.That will be £350 plus VAT you owe me for my oh so important time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 simultaneously impressing ourselvesPretentious ####. There's no need for long words like that.That will be £350 plus VAT you owe me for my oh so important time.And in fairness had that been the case I would have still left you knowing/understanding just as much as I do now. Useless drains on society 'your lot'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilnin Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 The following squads have just been announced for the 2006 World Cup BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Pinnochio Libero Vimto.....Memento.....Borneo.....Tango Cheerio.....Subbuteo Scenario.....Fellatio Portfolio SUBS: PlaceboPornoPolioBanjoBrassoStereo (L)Stereo ®HydrochlorofluoroAristotleComputersezno YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Itch Annoyingitch.....Hardtoreachitch.....Scratchanitch Hic.....Sic.....Spic.....Pric Digaditch.....Fallinaditch Horseraditch SUBS: MowapitchLetsgetrichShagabitch RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Whodyanicabolicov Ticlycov.....Chesticov.....Nasticov Slalomsky.....Downhillsky Risky.....Swedishshev.....Mastershev Forkov.....Uforkov SUBS: RubitovGechakitovSodovPastryshevNajinskyIvorripabollockovTaykitov ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Chatanoogaciouciou Atishiou.....Blessiou.....Thankyiou Busqueue.....Snookercu Pennyciou..... Twoapennyciou.....Fourapennyciou I'llgetciou.....Youandwhosarmi SUBS: UNonUManUStuffyiouLee Kwan Yu DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Toomanigoalssen Tryandstopussen.....Crapdefenssen.....Haveagossen Firstsson.....Seccondsson Thirdsson Legshurtssen.....Notroubleseeingussen Wherestheballssen.....Getthebeerssen SUBS: HowmanygoalsisthatssenFinallygaveupcountinssenHurryupandblowthewhistlessenYourelatedtoalexfergusonssen ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Baloni Potbelli.....Beerbelli.....Giveitsumwelli Wotsontelli.....Yrarseissmelli.....Onetoomani Legslikejelli.....Havabenni Wobblijelli.....Spendapenni SUBS: Cantthinkofani!!! Buggermi MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 San Francisco Costa Brava.....Hopelez.....Juan Andonly Manuel Gearbox Don Criformi-Argentina.....Skrewdigalz.....Luis Canon.....Sombrero Chihuahua.....Jose SUBS: Jesus Maria Don KeyBurritoSpeedy GonzalezTequilaCaramba DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Kenning van Hire Van Diemansland.....Van der Valk..... Van Gard.....Van Erealdizeez Ad van Tagus.....Hertz van Rental..... Transit van Dors Van Coova .....Van Sprokendown.....Aye van Hoe SUBS: Van IllerVan IshincremeVan Morrison Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor. There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, Dick van Dyke. The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.That had me cracking up!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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