Northern Red Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 Its his anniversary and instead of going home swiftly to his wife, he's seeing his secretary on the sly. Some hours pass before he gets a phone call off his wife going mad. After weighing up his options and frantically thinking up excuses he orders his secretary: "quick take my shoes and rub them over some wet grass" When he arrives home his wife again gives him an earful and demands to know what her husband has been up to, to which he replies: " Oh nothing I've just been having wild sex with my secretary"she takes this in and then notices the wet grass on his shoes "no you havnt you bar steward youve been playing golf again on our aniversary!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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