solo1bc Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big t!ts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadratinmycider Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big t!ts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big t!ts. Looking at your track record I would suggest that you may actually be a bit light in the shoe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Cider-Dude Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big t!ts. here here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big t!ts. And I'd expect she's looking for a bloke with a big...... Alan Dicks.......... do you fit the bill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solo1bc Posted May 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Looking at your track record I would suggest that you may actually be a bit light in the shoe? I don't know what 'light in the shoe' means so I'm not sure dude...And I'd expect she's looking for a bloke with a big...... Alan Dicks.......... do you fit the bill?How many times do you have to be told not to talk to other men about their penis Dorset! Will you never learn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batman Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 very good ben soloor you could have just said that all women are filth and are gagging for it just as much as blokes, and they don't care for maturity in a man once they hit 18. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solo1bc Posted May 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 or you could have just said that all women are filth and are gagging for it just as much as blokes, and they don't care for maturity in a man once they hit 18. Jeez Danakin! I'm sorry I brought it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 I don't know what 'light in the shoe' means so I'm not sure dude...How many times do you have to be told not to talk to other men about their penis Dorset! Will you never learn! Nope............ Ivor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batman Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Jeez Danakin! I'm sorry I brought it up!na, it made me laugh ben, i just thought i'd put a new angle on it.I'M sorry I brought it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Waste of time Ron......... believe me the price you pay is never worth it in the long run....Even the nice ones are mad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 When I was 14Well,When I was just a little boy, I asked me Mother ''What should I be? Should I be City? should I be Scum?'' tis what she said to me ''Wash out your mouth my son, and fetch your Father's gun, and shoot the Rovers Scum, WE ARE CIDERIGHT'S!!!''A lovely lady my Old Dear.Hope this has helped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Waste of time Ron......... believe me the price you pay is never worth it in the long run....Even the nice ones are mad!PING PING PING!Raw nerve alert.Someting you'd like to share with the class Dorset? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Does that mean I'm mad too?Is that where I'm going wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Does that mean I'm mad too?Is that where I'm going wrong.You are, but so are all your counterparts, so it's a level playing field. Blokes secretly like the madness of birds, don't let it worry you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 The lesson to be learnt is.... ?Turn gay?Buy a dictionary and sit in reading that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solo1bc Posted May 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 The lesson to be learnt is.... ?Turn gay?Don't think this is really an option though is it Barry? Either you like the sausage or you don't!Can you help us with this question Dorset? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.