mozo Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 Anyone had any grief witht heir robotic servants? Mine - a 340h-Roboserv - keeps bringing me Lady Grey tea when I ask for camomile! Today, he brought me a plate of Italian worms instead of Taglietelle, which is either a design fault or another of Trev's pranks!Crazy times in the caravan! At least my Realdoll functions correctly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 Anyone had any grief witht heir robotic servants? Mine - a 340h-Roboserv - keeps bringing me Lady Grey tea when I ask for camomile! Today, he brought me a plate of Italian worms instead of Taglietelle, which is either a design fault or another of Trev's pranks!Crazy times in the caravan! At least my Realdoll functions correctly Get a more manly robot. I think it might be trying to tell you something serving up effeminate 'Lady Grey' tea when the more natural choice would be the swashbucklingly masculine Earl Grey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted May 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 Get a more manly robot. I think it might be trying to tell you something serving up effeminate 'Lady Grey' tea when the more natural choice would be the swashbucklingly masculine Earl Grey.Incidentally, I've always thought that Assam, a malty butch tea, was far more impressive than the foppish Darjeeling.I'll call Argos and see if they've got a better robot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 Incidentally, I've always thought that Assam, a malty butch tea, was far more impressive than the foppish Darjeeling.I'll call Argos and see if they've got a better robot! Fair comment. I'm very interested in Trev.'s favourite tipple. Would i be right in thinking his vigorous, salacious lip licking and rapidly rotating ears are an instinctive response to his first cuppa of the day or is it an extraordinary act of excited anticipation as teatime approaches in the caravan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted May 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 Fair comment. I'm very interested in Trev.'s favourite tipple. Would i be right in thinking his vigorous, salacious lip licking and rapidly rotating ears are an instinctive response to his first cuppa of the day or is it an extraordinary act of excited anticipation as teatime approaches in the caravan? English Breakfast, naturally. Milk, no sugar (he's sweet enough already - or so he says). Whether it's this morning beverage that renders him so spritely or the four-pack of Tennants Super, it's hard to know for sure. Suffice to say, it's fairly hectic squeezing a robot, a giraffe and a realdoll all in one small caravan. Add to that Dagest lurking in my cupboard and unexpected visits from Marcus Stewart, Des Lynam and Willie Thorne, you've got a day-to-day that I best describe as 'mildly surreal'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 Fair comment. I'm very interested in Trev.'s favourite tipple. Would i be right in thinking his vigorous, salacious lip licking and rapidly rotating ears are an instinctive response to his first cuppa of the day or is it an extraordinary act of excited anticipation as teatime approaches in the caravan? Maybe he's borrowed Mozo's rabbit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 Maybe he's borrowed Mozo's rabbit?And done what with it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 I found out that my robotic servant was in fact all along a midget That was a surprise. I think he had fooled me with his robot dance renditions... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadratinmycider Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 Anyone had any grief witht heir robotic servants? Mine - a 340h-Roboserv - keeps bringing me Lady Grey tea when I ask for camomile! Today, he brought me a plate of Italian worms instead of Taglietelle, which is either a design fault or another of Trev's pranks!Crazy times in the caravan! At least my Realdoll functions correctly Ah, the 340h Roboserv. It's a good servant but I also had endless problems in the tea making department. However Mozo, if you go onto the Roboserv website they have released a patch for it. Download and the Lady Grey will never dampen your tastebuds again my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bcfcjake Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 i've got a 32003 robotrump robot and he keeps shouting "lemon sheppards".so i took him to the fixing place in droylesden and they said he had a suction malfunction.is yours the same???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 Anyone had any grief witht heir robotic servants? Mine - a 340h-Roboserv - keeps bringing me Lady Grey tea when I ask for camomile! Today, he brought me a plate of Italian worms instead of Taglietelle, which is either a design fault or another of Trev's pranks!Crazy times in the caravan! At least my Realdoll functions correctly Bicentennial Man................ was a film about a robot that could have been very good but turned crap half way through........ I'd guess because Robin Williams was in it...................?Bicentennial Man (1999) (novel The Positronic Man) (short story The Bicentennial Man)by Isaac Asimov............. I like his stuff but have yet to really see Bollockwood do any justice to his stories? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted May 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 Bicentennial Man................ was a film about a robot that could have been very good but turned crap half way through........ I'd guess because Robin Williams was in it...................?Bicentennial Man (1999) (novel The Positronic Man) (short story The Bicentennial Man)by Isaac Asimov............. I like his stuff but have yet to really see Bollockwood do any justice to his stories?Surely the best robot film was Terminator 2?? Most robot films are cack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 Surely the best robot film was Terminator 2?? Most robot films are cack.Have you not seen Short Circuit with Jonny 5??? Fs the dude can read quicker than the Rainman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadratinmycider Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 Have you not seen Short Circuit with Jonny 5??? Fs the dude can read quicker than the Rainman!Too right, and that dude could take some punishment for a skinny little fella. He had an unquenchable thirst for knowledge too, a real hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 Surely the best robot film was Terminator 2?? Most robot films are cack.I would add.......... 'Westworld' and 'Blade Runner' to the list of good robot featuring filmsAnd 'Metropolis' the Fritz Lang Directed classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 My bot Marvin's good, bit depressed though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 My bot Marvin's good, bit depressed though.Palace fan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted May 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 My bot Marvin's good, bit depressed though.What about his brother Aaron? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 What about his brother Aaron? He's a bit browned off too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 Most of you seem to know nothing of robots or robot featuring films? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted May 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 Most of you seem to know nothing of robots or robot featuring films?Actually, I've got a B-TEC in Robot Film & Media. :razz: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 Anyone had any grief with their robotic servants? Just a little! Mine has developed more artificial intelligence and autonomy than I have so now I'm his servent :@ He's not a bad master but his feet do smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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