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these Chav ones had me chuckling to myself :laugh:

Why is a chav like a Slinky?

Because they have no real use, but it's fun to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a chav in a box?

Innit.

What do you call a chav in a locked box?

Safe innit.

What do you call a chav in a cage?

Safe.

What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?

Sorted.

What do you call a chav in an filing cabinet sorted alphabetically?

Well sorted.

What do you call a chav in a freezer?

Solid.

What do you call a dead chav?

Result.

OK, my sides are actually hurting now from reading through more of these jokes, this is a great site.

:laugh:

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"The lord once said "John come forth and recieve eternal life", he came fifth and won a toaster."

Made me laugh :blush:

"Elton John is getting a divorce.

He found out his husband was having sex behind his back. "

"What's brown and has a hazlenut in every bite?

Squirrel poo"

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