Guest bcfcjake Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 ...or do you prefer rhino bums?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the wiltshire 1 Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 monkeys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 ...or do you prefer rhino bums?? I like it when young'uns like you stay of the crack Jake, ya get me!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bcfcjake Posted June 3, 2006 Report Share Posted June 3, 2006 I like it when young'uns like you stay of the crack Jake, ya get me!?i'll bear/bare that in mind ( not really) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted June 3, 2006 Report Share Posted June 3, 2006 ...or do you prefer rhino bums?? Clearly rhinos's'ss, monkeys invented AIDS and never really do much to help they're much more in the 'holder-backer' mold, whereas rhinos' rears cans be turned into rather fetching feltching toys.That whole thing about giving infinite monkeys infinite time and infinite typewriters and they'll come out with some Shakespeare is just b0ll0cks. Pure b0ll0cks. A monkey couldnt even write the alphabet in order let alone a Shakespeare, if they are coming back with a Shakespeare then they've probably just gone into the Waterstones next door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted June 3, 2006 Report Share Posted June 3, 2006 Clearly rhinos's'ss, monkeys invented AIDS and never really do much to help they're much more in the 'holder-backer' mold, whereas rhinos' rears cans be turned into rather fetching feltching toys.That whole thing about giving infinite monkeys infinite time and infinite typewriters and they'll come out with some Shakespeare is just b0ll0cks. Pure b0ll0cks. A monkey couldnt even write the alphabet in order let alone a Shakespeare, if they are coming back with a Shakespeare then they've probably just gone into the Waterstones next door.I dunno, Shakespeare had a certain simian quality, and ate a lot of bananas I hear.I doubt an infinite amount of monkeys could (be arsed to) write a Harry Potter book, but one lazy baboon could write summat better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted June 3, 2006 Report Share Posted June 3, 2006 I dunno, Shakespeare had a certain simian quality, and ate a lot of bananas I hear.I doubt an infinite amount of monkeys could (be arsed to) write a Harry Potter book, but one lazy baboon could write summat better!BaDumTis.It's just a joke. To think that giving the monkeys more time is going to make them produce a masterpeice? It's not the ****in time where they're going wrong they can't ####ing write Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted June 3, 2006 Report Share Posted June 3, 2006 BaDumTis.It's just a joke. To think that giving the monkeys more time is going to make them produce a masterpeice? It's not the ****in time where they're going wrong they can't ####ing write However, if you stuck an infinite amount of Shakespeare's in a room with infinite typewriters (or quills or whatever), would any of them write anything that would remotely entertain a monkey? Doubt it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted June 3, 2006 Report Share Posted June 3, 2006 ...or do you prefer rhino bums?? When it comes to the rear end of African animals I don't think you can beat a baboon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 LADS! - FOR ##### SAKE!............giraffes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 However, if you stuck an infinite amount of Shakespeare's in a room with infinite typewriters (or quills or whatever), would any of them write anything that would remotely entertain a monkey? Doubt it.When it comes to the rear end of African animals I don't think you can beat a baboonI dunno mozo, this guy doesnt look too 'picky' entertainmentwise. His arse looks like a face... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted July 9, 2006 Report Share Posted July 9, 2006 Smoking monkeys are my fourth favourite thing in the world and need to be thrust back into the primetime TV spotlight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS10 RED Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 Ill have to go for a blue whale well her real name is my missis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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