mozo Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 1. He is a giraffe.2. He's City through and through.3. His sicilian uncle is a 'raffioso gangster.4. He eats his lunch at a 'raffeteria.5. He is an idol to many young riff-raffes out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED4LIFE Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 Did you know that Trev has footballing relatives?Apparently his other uncle is Giraffa Benitez, the manager of one of the best animal teams in Africa.His uncle has disowned him though, due to the women, drink, drugs and his criminal record.You still gotta love him though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted June 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 Did you know that Trev has footballing relatives?Apparently his other uncle is Giraffa Benitez, the manager of one of the best animal teams in Africa.His uncle has disowned him though, due to the women, drink, drugs and his criminal record.You still gotta love him though. This is true. I'll happily accept that as reason 77. Still a few to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED4LIFE Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 He has also had specialist training from ninjas, so he will destroy boybands on sight with a set of bolt cutters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted June 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 He has also had specialist training from ninjas, so he will destroy boybands on sight with a set of bolt cutters.I believe that's number 31. You're a very academic Trevite Red4. Bravo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 Cos he makes me happy Loike! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted June 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 Cos he makes me happy Loike!Ahhh...reason number 28. Good work Dollface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 He gives good neck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 Cut and pasted from the offficial Trev appreciation website www.Trev-The 1 And Only.co.uk (sorry, I'm not even going to attempt a linky thing) the ones in the early 50's stood out for me:50 - Despite his walking with kings he will never lose the common touch51 - He is as popular with the chaps 'raffes as he is with the ladies 'raffettes52 - He would walk 500 miles just to be the one to get drunk next to you53 - He loves his Mum54 - He is the most delightful 'raffe one could ever wish to meet55 - He is an inspiration to us all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 69. He could kill a lion with one kick 70. He was born with horns (which is why he loves his mum so much the brave 'raffette)71. He's a city fan!72. He can make a crack pipe out of nearly anything (i.e. a rubber band and some bluetack and a straw hat)73. His sore throats are really tiresome and I feel for him for it.74. He's never had a hangover - he is the King of hair of the dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadratinmycider Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 40. He's tall enough to crap on a gasheads bonce41. He's a top Giraffiti artist42. All the stars want to be 'papped' with him.43. He can tow a car with his tail44. He's always first to neck a beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbo Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 His feet don't smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 101. He can get drunk on pear cider in the Sandringham without resorting to physical violence.102. He can roll a mean bifta.And here are some crap giraffe jokes:Q: Why don't raffes do drugs (they obviously haven't met our Trev)A: They are naturally highQ: What do you get when two giraffes collide? A: A giraffic jamThe Mouse And The GiraffeA mouse was setting in a bar having a drink when a beautiful giraffe came in and sat down at the end of the bar.The mouse looked over at her and ordered her a drink.Soon he had moved down beside her and ordered her another drink.After a third round, the bartender looked up and they were leaving the bar together.The next day the mouse limped into the bar, barely crawled up on the barstool and sat there gasping for air. His whiskers were bent and broken, tail was crooked and patches of hair were falling out.The bartender took one look and said, "How did it go last night?"The mouse said, "Man, that was the best sex I ever had."The bartender asked, "Why do you look so bad?"The mouse replied, "Hey, between the kissing and the screwing I must have run 10 miles!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadratinmycider Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 101. He can get drunk on pear cider in the Sandringham without resorting to physical violence.102. He can roll a mean bifta.And here are some crap giraffe jokes:Q: Why don't raffes do drugs (they obviously haven't met our Trev)A: They are naturally highQ: What do you get when two giraffes collide? A: A giraffic jamThe Mouse And The GiraffeA mouse was setting in a bar having a drink when a beautiful giraffe came in and sat down at the end of the bar.The mouse looked over at her and ordered her a drink.Soon he had moved down beside her and ordered her another drink.After a third round, the bartender looked up and they were leaving the bar together.The next day the mouse limped into the bar, barely crawled up on the barstool and sat there gasping for air. His whiskers were bent and broken, tail was crooked and patches of hair were falling out.The bartender took one look and said, "How did it go last night?"The mouse said, "Man, that was the best sex I ever had."The bartender asked, "Why do you look so bad?"The mouse replied, "Hey, between the kissing and the screwing I must have run 10 miles!" Q.What do you get if you stuff Trev into a tombola?A. A Giraffle ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 He follows the teachings of all good Raffetefarians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 Sorry , had to be boosted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 We don't......... you do ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 We don't......... you do ?Yeah, alright 'Rick Big Cock' . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 Yeah, alright 'Rick Big Cock' . Not compared to Trevor. Anyone mentioned Trev.'s raffish sense of humour? Isn't he also the spotty inspiration for the 'latest' Emo fashions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted July 25, 2006 Report Share Posted July 25, 2006 Yeah, alright 'Rick Big Cock' .I really like you WTFiGO!?! .................... you have a similar funny bone to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted July 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2006 I really like you WTFiGO!?! .................... you have a similar funny bone to me Your elbows are very similar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted July 25, 2006 Report Share Posted July 25, 2006 Your elbows are very similar? WTF tickles Dorset's ribs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 Will you lot get a room! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 Will you lot get a room! Count me out. Never mind a room, perhaps mozo could squeeze them all in his caravan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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