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:D Usual lines again this year no doubt, what d'yall think we'll hear in the lead-up to, and during, the new season?

"Good start to campaign is vital"

"We must make Ashton Gate a fortress again"

"We've enough quality to be there or thereabouts" :Sleep12:

"If we can stay injury free we'll do well"

"Judge me on Johnson" :farmer:

"Consistency is the key"

Any ideas of the quotes that we'll have to tolerate in the coming months?

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Maybe we'll hear:

"Gary Johnson is the best manager I've ever played under" - Marcus Stewart

"Norwich City are a huge club and it's great to be signing for them" - Steve Brooker

"Left-wing isn't my natural position but I'm happy to play anywhere" - Bradley Orr

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Quotes we will hear.

The Xmas/New year period is important.

The Easter Period is important.

49+X They're a good team and will make it hard for us.

We're working on set pieces in training.

It's a team effort.

Nobody is allowed to talk about the P word.

Quotes i want to hear.

Goodbye and goodluck - MS/DP/GS/SP

I'm happy to take a pay cut - Luke Wilkshire

I don't want anymore scousers at this club - Bradley Orr

*Push* Give me the microphone dammit! - Craig Woodman

Now after my hat-trick I... -Craig again

We're going up!

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"(please insert team here) have been very strong against us in the past and we will need to make sure we don't concede an early goal"

"I know the fans will want revenge for what happened last time, and I'm hoping the team can give them something to smile about this time"

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Some tongue in cheek ones:

"I worked on that with him in training" - GJ after Louis Carey scores from 60 yards with an overhead kick

"he's a big strong lad, he's a handful, and he has a great workrate" - GJ on Showunmi's 15 games 0 goals record

"he's a smashing lad" - GJ on Keogh just before brings in his 9th central defensive signing of the season

Some ones we'll definitely hear from GJ:

"I want the players to affect games"

"we're not quite as fit as I'd like"

"the fans were excellent"

Some Evil Post headlines:

"Vicious City Hooligans Cause Riot at Family Club Game"

"Ashton Gate: Hotbed of Racial Hatred?"

"City Linked With Al-Aqaeda"

"BCFC Deemed Leading Cause of Global Warming"

"City Fluke It to Ninth Successive Win"

"Unlucky Rovers In Relegation Battle - 'it was the Ref's fault' says Trollope"

Some things that will certainly be posted on the forum:

"Open the east end"

"We need Doherty back"

"Lansdown out"

"Johnson out"

"Millen out"

"That bloke who sells programmes out"

"The academy is a waste of money"

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Bl00dy Tinnions fault this X 36

Why can't I smoke where I want? X 4

Bl00dy shirts threaded already and it's only 2 weeks in to the season X 1,892

Can't believe Brooker has gone. Just got a tattoo of him on my leg! X 2!

What car do the players drive, do you know? X 192

Atyeo is louder than G Block X 100

G Block is louder than Atyeo X 62

Away fans are louder than us X 398

You did mean on this forum didn't you?

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Guest I bleed red 'n' white

"i was bored of winning the premiership, i needed a new challenge" - roman abramovic after his sale of chelsea and take over of bristol city.

"it'll be great to work under abramovic again" - shared comments by makelele, lampard, terry, joe cole and ashley cole, who had the week before just signed for chelsea

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football is the ultimate field in the world for cliche's and churning out the same old quotes time after time. nowhere is that more the case on here, we are the worst offenders my money for the new seasons is on the soon to be classic of 'marcus has far more ability than enoch and should be in the side' :w00t:

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Good to see Phil Jevons getting in on the act and you can see why he was signed- for his ability to get a cliche in early. In fact he is a multiple cliche man.

On the main site under breaking news he is interviewed about the new season and mentioned the following gems.

"This year I believe we have a really strong squad"

"I am not alone in feeling excited about our chances"

"The lads are bubbling and can't wait for the season to get started"

" I think it will be tight .....but we stand as good a chance as anyone"

However, he has put his foot in it, by introducing the one cliche we don't want to hear.....

"But,Bristol City is a "big club"... if we can get off to good start we will take some stopping!"

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