Guest Score Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 1) Forrest GumpForrest Gump: (referring to Apple Computers) He got me invested in some kinda fruit company.2) The Adventures of Priscilla: Queen of the DesertAdam/Felicia: Oh for goodness sakes, get down off that crucifix, someone needs the wood!3) Dumb and DumberHarry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.4) My Best Friend's WeddingGeorge: It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.5) Hope FloatsBirdee: Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.6) Demolition ManEdgar Friendly: I'm no leader. I do what I have to do - sometimes people come with me.7) Ski SchoolDave: If you want to be the best, you must... lose... your... mind.8) The Truman ShowChristof: We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented.9) The Usual SuspectsKobayashi: One cannot be betrayed if one has no people.10) ClueMrs. White: Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
next_year_I_hope Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 from con air - john malkovich says to nicholas cage "or the bunny gets it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 Naked Gun QuotesThe Naked Gun films were simpkly fantastic. Bottom two quotes particularly make me chuckle.To think Leslie Nielsen is 80 years old now. He is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 From this film Colinwood or something. "You'll have to excuse my friend he had, erm... syphilis as a baby" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bad_shrek Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 i love lamp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Team In Keynsham Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Marwood in Withnail and I 'Monty, you terrible ****.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nibor Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 "'Would sir care for a starter? Some garlic bread perhaps?''No, thank you. I'll proceed directly to the intravenous injection of hard drugs, please.'" - Trainspotting"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!" - Life of Brian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batman Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 list from Austin Powers Goldmember, i watched it last night, hence the qoutes. Last one is longer though, but still hillarious."Welcome to my new submarine layer, it's long, hard and full of seaman""All right Goldmember. Don't play the laughing boy. There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch""Mole. Bloody mole. We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole"Dr. Evil: Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call... Preparation H. (Scott Laughs)Dr. Evil: What? Scott Evil: Why don't you just call it operation ass-cream, you ass. Dr. Evil: I'm sorry, did you say you want some ice cream? Scott Evil: Yes, I'd love some chocolate ass-cream. Dr. Evil: Perhaps later. Number 2: Dr. Evil, I love your plan. Dr. Evil: You do? Frau Farbissina: Yah. It's a really good plan. Dr. Evil: Yes Frau, on the whole Preparation H feels good. [scott resumes snickering] Dr. Evil: What is it now? Scott Evil: No, I totally agree with you. Preparation H does feel good... on the hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 From "Team America" Note the name of the character-hehe.BAD LANGUAGE WARNINGGary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an a$shole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get funked by dicks. But dicks also funk a$sholes: as$holes that just want to sh!t on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with a$sholes their way. But the only thing that can funk an a$shole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they funk too much or funk when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of sh!t that they become a$sholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from a$s holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us funk this a$shole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in sh!t! <waits for post deletion> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogbert Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 From "Team America" Note the name of the character-hehe.Ah yes, didn't really enjoy Team America that much, but that is an all time classic quote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 But sometimes, pussies can be so full of sh!t that they become a$sholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from a$s holes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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