Guest DrFaustus Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 Viva Espana say I.Que una belleza Drunk, sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagest Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 Viva Espana say I.Que una belleza Drunk, sorry.Don't you worry about it old fruit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 Viva Espana say I.Que una belleza Drunk, sorry.San migel anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 Sick bag anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 San migel anyone? Did you hear Lawro's hilarious quip yesterday? Motty announces that Portuguese defender Miguel mis-placed a pass, our Scouse pundit/comedian came out with "more like San Miguel there!"Gawd help us all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 Did you hear Lawro's hilarious quip yesterday? Motty announces that Portuguese defender Miguel mis-placed a pass, our Scouse pundit/comedian came out with "more like San Miguel there!"Gawd help us all.I know how cheesy was that! The poor guy must get that all the time. Embarrassing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 Sick bag anyone?No thanks mate. Can you get me a quote for a flight to Barca in November?Stop changing yer roots to black Dolls, it doesn't suit a blondie.747 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 No thanks mate. Can you get me a quote for a flight to Barca in November?Stop changing yer roots to black Dolls, it doesn't suit a blondie.747TRy easyjet theyre cheap they even take sagheads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 I know how cheesy was that! The poor guy must get that all the time. Embarrassing Lawro's the ultimate embarrassing dad - eccentric and full of crap jokes, only he gets to say them on TV! His overuse of "...not!" at the end of sarcastic comments shows that he hasn't moved on since the early 90s! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagest Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 Did you hear Lawro's hilarious quip yesterday? Motty announces that Portuguese defender Miguel mis-placed a pass, our Scouse pundit/comedian came out with "more like San Miguel there!"Gawd help us all.Yes, I heard that. The bloke is such a tool. I also liked it when he told Motty off for using his word pernickety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 Yes, I heard that. The bloke is such a tool. I also liked it when he told Motty off for using his word pernickety.And Motty duly apologised. The two of them are an absolute dream team. They sum up exactly how twee the BBC is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 And Motty duly apologised. The two of them are an absolute dream team. They sum up exactly how twee the BBC is.Which is why we put radio 5 live on instead of having to hear them commentating. Much better to the ear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 Which is why we put radio 5 live on instead of having to hear them commentating. Much better to the ear. Yep, I've done that myself a few times. Sadly I was in a pub yesterday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 No thanks mate. Can you get me a quote for a flight to Barca in November? Here ya go me dear, I only got you one way, cos you never mentioned anything about coming back, not that I'm trying to get rid of ya.Your flight shopping basket for1 adultFlightsWednesday 01 NovemberBristol to Barcelonaflight 6025; dep. Wed 01 Nov 10:25arr. Wed 01 Nov 13:40£20.99(per person)Cost of your selectionAirfare per adult or child£20.99(per person)Taxes and charges per adult or child£5.00(per person)Total amount due:1 adult£25.99(total cost)Here ya go folks, less than 26 quid to get rid of the doc, whos in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 Here ya go me dear, I only got you one way, cos you never mentioned anything about coming back, not that I'm trying to get rid of ya.Your flight shopping basket for1 adultFlightsWednesday 01 NovemberBristol to Barcelonaflight 6025; dep. Wed 01 Nov 10:25arr. Wed 01 Nov 13:40£20.99(per person)Cost of your selectionAirfare per adult or child£20.99(per person)Taxes and charges per adult or child£5.00(per person)Total amount due:1 adult£25.99(total cost)Here ya go folks, less than 26 quid to get rid of the doc, whos in? I'm PM you with my credit card details Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 I'm PM you with my credit card detailsCareful Tone, they might get read by hackers. Oops wrong thread Cheers Dolly by the way. Can you sort me out some spending money too? Muchas gracias mi amiga. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 Cheers Dolly by the way. Can you sort me out some spending money too? Muchas gracias mi amiga. Ask Dopey Dunford, if hes got 18 mil for a new stadium, I'm sure he can bung you some beer money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 Ask Dopey Dunford, if hes got 18 mil for a new stadium, I'm sure he can bung you some beer money If you believe that one......Anyone ever been to Barcelona by the way? It's supposed to be the cojones is it not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 I hear that the Downs is a bit like Barcelona these days ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 I hear that the Downs is a bit like Barcelona these days ! All we'd need is a huge swimming pool with a wave machine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 A few beers and some piella and its viva espania!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 Well i'll bring the hosepipe, should just about stretch from my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 A few beers and some piella and its viva espania!!!!Nah. The downs is better for chilled lemonade, ice cream and a few nibbles. Apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 Nah. The downs is better for chilled lemonade, ice cream and a few nibbles. Apparently.I hear they got secuiry cameras out there peeking on folk who errrr have a few nibbles. Any gulity parties out there???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 I hear they got secuiry cameras out there peeking on folk who errrr have a few nibbles. Any gulity parties out there????Filming people eating? Whatever will these perverts think of next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Dazzler Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 And Motty duly apologised. The two of them are an absolute dream team. They sum up exactly how twee the BBC is.Not forgetting Motson's "Most players play with either their head or their heart, but John Terry plays with both". Most of the others played (with a few notable exceptions Hargreaves, Crouch and the defence in general) without any heart and a few ran around like headless chickens.At least the Portugese played with some balls although it was a close run thing for Carvalho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 Not forgetting Motson's "Most players play with either their head or their heart, but John Terry plays with both". Most of the others played (with a few notable exceptions Hargreaves, Crouch and the defence in general) without any heart and a few ran around like headless chickens.At least the Portugese played with some balls although it was a close run thing for Carvalho!That was a very profound line from the senile old twerp, wasn't it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 If you believe that one......Anyone ever been to Barcelona by the way? It's supposed to be the cojones is it not? Fit birds everywhere, bloody hot and very picturesque but fairly pricey. Good clubs too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Fit birds everywhere, bloody hot and very picturesque but fairly pricey. Good clubs too.Fank yoo Bazzer. A message from my sponsor:Gracias todo. Te quiero. Bloody wop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 Fank yoo Bazzer. A message from my sponsor:Gracias todo. Te quiero. Bloody wop Umm....Poisson Rouge You've got me thinking about them girls now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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