WTFiGO!?! Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 I think all signs are pointing towards us becoming more giraffe like as the centurys pass, we're certainly getting taller and I think what with our mentle willingless to follow the 'raffe's lead our bodies will innately follow suit too.Any other theories on how we may have developed in about 10,000 years time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 I feel there may be some slight Bias to your feelings! xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 I have noticed that my skin has a slight orangey colour with strange blotches. My ears and toungue seem to have become bigger also.There could be some truth in your theory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 Either that or you need to see a docter fast!!! xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 Either that or you need to see a docter fast!!! xxxI agree, a very tall Ears, Nose & Very Long Throat specialist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 I agree, a very tall Ears, Nose & Very Long Throat specialistGoodluck with that! xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted July 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 I feel there may be some slight Bias to your feelings! xxxHow dare you!No, I was going to keep it quiet as it is research yet to be published by a leading natural scientitst I was speaking to, Prof. Shneider-Poppadom, who tried to explain the theory but it was all scientific jargon to me. He seemed very convinced though and I think Tone's revelations do help back his claim. I think our human-giraffe succesors are very fortunate if indeed this is the case. Anyways, a rare appearence from you Dinky, hows the new job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 Its good thank you, extremly busy, but good.I still beleave you may have a slight bias to your argument, but I am willing to hear your case all the same. xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 I have also noticed that I am particularly adept at reaching the food on the highest shelves in Sainsburys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 I have also noticed that I am particularly adept at reaching the food on the highest shelves in Sainsburys. As well as the magazines in the corner shop, tone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 As well as the magazines in the corner shop, tone? Those brown paper covers they use always get me interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 Those brown paper covers they use always get me interested. For the sake of the Earth's future i hope you recycle your mountains of brown paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 I have noticed that my skin has a slight orangey colour with strange blotches. My ears and toungue seem to have become bigger also.There could be some truth in your theory Is the bark on the trees also quite alluring? Lickable even?Did your mum complain of horns when giving birth to you?Could you kill a lion with one kick?How dare you!No, I was going to keep it quiet as it is research yet to be published by a leading natural scientitst I was speaking to, Prof. Shneider-Poppadom, who tried to explain the theory but it was all scientific jargon to me. He seemed very convinced though and I think Tone's revelations do help back his claim. I think our human-giraffe succesors are very fortunate if indeed this is the case. Anyways, a rare appearence from you Dinky, hows the new job?There is a good reason that you are nocturnal. There is a good reason for you to not normally be awake at 9.06 am too. And, I beleive, there is also a reason behind the allegid "Prof. Shneider-Poppadom"'s appearance in this thread - is that reason crack or crack related? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nibor Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 Evolution for the human race is over and has been for about 50 years. Evolution is all about survival of the fittest and death of the least fit before they reach childbearing age. Unfortunately childbearing age for the least fit seems to be about 13 these days and we keep them alive with benefits and free council flats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 Is the bark on the trees also quite alluring? Lickable even?Did your mum complain of horns when giving birth to you?Could you kill a lion with one kick?Yes especially the Sap covered bitsNo, she just complains in generalLet me try it on the neighbours cat and I'll get back to you.For the sake of the Earth's future i hope you recycle your mountains of brown paper. Of course, I put it all in a big black plastic sack !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted July 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 There is a good reason that you are nocturnal. There is a good reason for you to not normally be awake at 9.06 am too. And, I beleive, there is also a reason behind the allegid "Prof. Shneider-Poppadom"'s appearance in this thread - is that reason crack or crack related?9.06!!! - I've usually had my morning break by then I'll have you know!There is however a silver lining to attending the funeral of a distant relative, not only do I have a 2 1/2 hour working day, I get to have a morning talking utter bollox session on here. Incidentally I think Nibor's post is lies and have put all my faith into this Shneider-Poppadom's theory. (How can you not trust a half German half Indian man with a name like that?) The downside to the day was having to explain to people who last saw me when I was only this tall, or indeed complete randoms, w(ho)tf I am in relation to my brothers, wtf I'm doing with my life and not only that I had to sound interested. I HATE FAMILY OCCASIONS!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^THE ABOVE IS ALL LIES - EVERYTHING IS CRACK RELATED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 I was going to keep it quiet as it is research yet to be published by a leading natural scientitst I was speaking to, Prof. Shneider-Poppadom, who tried to explain the theory but it was all scientific jargon to me. Are you sure the voice on the other end of the line wasn't Trev putting on a pseudo-Indo-kraut accent?Evolution for the human race is over and has been for about 50 years. Not if we want to catch up with 'raffekind, they're speeding ahead (we'd have to evolve a fair deal just to be neck and neck with them! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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