Think You Are Having A Bad Day?

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Think You Are Having a Bad Day?

There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward

where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday

morning, at about 11 A.M., regardless of their medical

condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had

something to do with the supernatural.??

No one could solve the mystery as to why the

deaths occurred around 11 A.M. on Sundays.

So a Worldwide team of experts was assembled to

investigate the cause of the incidents.?? The next

Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 A.M., all

doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to

see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was

all about.?? Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer

books and other holy objects to ward off the evil

spirits.?? Just when the clock struck 11:00 A.M., Pookie

Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and

unplugged

the life

support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.

Still Having a Bad Day?

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal, after the

Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska, was $80,000.?? At a

special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved

animals were being released back into the wild amid

cheers and applause from onlookers.?? A minute later, in

full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a bad day?

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen

shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with

some kind of wire running from his waist towards the

electric kettle.?? Intending to jolt him away from the

deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of

wood, breaking his arm in two places.

Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his

Sony Walkman.

STILL think you're having a bad day?

Two animal rights protesters were protesting the cruelty

of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany.

Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped

through a broken fence, stampeding madly.

The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.

What??? STILL having a bad day?

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage

on a letter bomb.?? It came back with "return to sender"

stamped on it.??

Forgetting it was the bomb; he opened it and was blown to

bits.

There, now, feeling better?!!!!!!!