BigTone Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 Out on her royal yacht the queen was enjoying the sea air when she spied a man in the water off the port bow - clearly being menaced by a very large shark.Through her binoculars she could see it was Christiano Ronaldo, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot shark!The queen ordered the captain to change course to try and save the poor man, but she knew the yachts top speed would never get them there in time.At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men wearing white England tops sped into view. One of the men took aim at the shark and fired a harpoon into its ribs, immobilizing it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled Ronaldo from the water and, using long clubs,beat the shark to death.They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious Ronaldo into the speedboat along with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard frantic calling ...... It was the Queen calling them to the yacht.On reaching the yacht the Queen went into raptures about the rescue and said, "I'll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I thought the England team would hate Ronaldo after the world cup. But I see that the England team are true heroes and should serve as a model forsportsmanship to other countries." She knighted them and sailed away.As she departed Rooney asked the others, "Who was that?!""That," Beckham answered, "was our Queen. She rules the Commonwealth and knows everything about our country.""Well," Rooney replied, "she knows 4uck all about shark fishing. How's the bait holding up?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whale Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 Out on her royal yacht the queen was enjoying the sea air when she spied a man in the water off the port bow - clearly being menaced by a very large shark.Through her binoculars she could see it was Christiano Ronaldo, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot shark!The queen ordered the captain to change course to try and save the poor man, but she knew the yachts top speed would never get them there in time.At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men wearing white England tops sped into view. One of the men took aim at the shark and fired a harpoon into its ribs, immobilizing it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled Ronaldo from the water and, using long clubs,beat the shark to death.They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious Ronaldo into the speedboat along with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard frantic calling ...... It was the Queen calling them to the yacht.On reaching the yacht the Queen went into raptures about the rescue and said, "I'll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I thought the England team would hate Ronaldo after the world cup. But I see that the England team are true heroes and should serve as a model forsportsmanship to other countries." She knighted them and sailed away.As she departed Rooney asked the others, "Who was that?!""That," Beckham answered, "was our Queen. She rules the Commonwealth and knows everything about our country.""Well," Rooney replied, "she knows 4uck all about shark fishing. How's the bait holding up?" Where do you get them ??! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 Where do you get them ??! He has a lot of time on his hands and a very vivid imagination. Oh and he employs a team of Jewish writers to come up with 12 jokes a day. The mafia these days eh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted July 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 He has a lot of time on his hands and a very vivid imagination. Oh and he employs a team of Jewish writers to come up with 12 jokes a day. The mafia these days eh!Don't forget you have a fitting for your new concrete boots next Tuesday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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