mozo Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 My name iz Doktor Fowstuss and I am a gashed....I liv in the soowers with my familee who R gasheds too. My Daddee sez that just becos we R pikees who live in a filfy undergrownd communitee of mutants who all support the gas, it don't make us wurse than s##t-heds!We even R goin on hollyday to a majikal place calld Brizlington. Ive never been there but it soundz amayzing!!!!...We went 2 Brizlington to day and I could not beleeve how good it woz. There were proper shops and evrything. City fanz R so lucky to liv in a proper sociaty that I told Daddee I wont to support them too. Daddee cryed when he herd this....I went to a inturnet cafe today to speek to City fanz. I pretended that I don't wont to support ther team but I do reelly! Maybee they will aksept me as 1 of them?...Dok F, age 8 1/2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagest Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 A+ for honesty Doctor, but I've given up with the rest you inbred pikey, chav. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 My name iz Doktor Fowstuss and I am a gashed....I liv in the soowers with my familee who R gasheds too. My Daddee sez that just becos we R pikees who live in a filfy undergrownd communitee of mutants who all support the gas, it don't make us wurse than s##t-heds!We even R goin on hollyday to a majikal place calld Brizlington. Ive never been there but it soundz amayzing!!!!...We went 2 Brizlington to day and I could not beleeve how good it woz. There were proper shops and evrything. City fanz R so lucky to liv in a proper sociaty that I told Daddee I wont to support them too. Daddee cryed when he herd this....I went to a inturnet cafe today to speek to City fanz. I pretended that I don't wont to support ther team but I do reelly! Maybee they will aksept me as 1 of them?...Dok F, age 8 1/2How long has it taken you to come up with that mozo? Lose much sleep over it? Bet it was running around your head for days itching to be let out, you're just saving your sanity aren't you mate, for the better good. I do worry about you love, YOU'VE CHANGED MAN YOU'VE CHANGED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Where the ##### have you been anyway Baz?Log in each day expecting to see each and every thread punctuated with your weird and wonderful ramblings but the ol' place has been an eerily Baz free zone of late.I was guessing you'd either been sacked for watching porn at work an OD'd on crack as a celebration of the achievement or had been abducted by gremlins, was going to start a thread about it if you didn't show up soon, was getting worried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Where the ##### have you been anyway Baz?Log in each day expecting to see each and every thread punctuated with your weird and wonderful ramblings but the ol' place has been an eerily Baz free zone of late.I was guessing you'd either been sacked for watching porn at work an OD'd on crack as a celebration of the achievement or had been abducted by gremlins, was going to start a thread about it if you didn't show up soon, was getting worried. Wakey, wakey, WTF, barry told us all about his upcoming 4 day weekend last week. Anyway, he's back with a (small) bang now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Where the ##### have you been anyway Baz?Log in each day expecting to see each and every thread punctuated with your weird and wonderful ramblings but the ol' place has been an eerily Baz free zone of late.I was guessing you'd either been sacked for watching porn at work an OD'd on crack as a celebration of the achievement or had been abducted by gremlins, was going to start a thread about it if you didn't show up soon, was getting worried.Sorry mate, I know how you need my common-sense-posts to stay sane. I promise I shant go away ever again Speaking of gremlins, I just tried to do a post about this goblin story (the best story I've ever heard) wrote about 1000 words and deleted it by accident.... Bloddy bloody.Have been on my hols init Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Wakey, wakey, WTF, barry told us all about his upcoming 4 day weekend last week. Anyway, he's back with a (small) bang now.whoops, must have missed that one. I promise I shant go away ever again Cubs honour yeah?.........you little rascal you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted July 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 How long has it taken you to come up with that mozo? Lose much sleep over it? Bet it was running around your head for days itching to be let out, you're just saving your sanity aren't you mate, for the better good. I do worry about you love, YOU'VE CHANGED MAN YOU'VE CHANGEDIt took all of three minutes. Faustus hasn't thanked me yet but I know he loved it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 It took all of three minutes. Faustus hasn't thanked me yet but I know he loved it.I hadn't read that other thread at that point so I was just wanting to say that you're a random mofo, but, having read it now, I'll merely collect my coat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted July 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 I hadn't read that other thread at that point so I was just wanting to say that you're a random mofo, but, having read it now, I'll merely collect my coatSeen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 I hadn't read that other thread at that point so I was just wanting to say that you're a random mofo, but, having read it now, I'll merely collect my coatum no. I think 'random mofo' wasn't too innacurate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 It took all of three minutes. Faustus hasn't thanked me yet but I know he loved it.Thank you Mozzer, I loved it. Happy now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STA-BS14 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Stop insulting Brislington, Brislington is AMAZING! Up the Briz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Stop insulting Brislington, Brislington is AMAZING! Up the BrizWell said that sprog. T'is a fine part of a fine city.Death to all non-believers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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