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What I Did On Holiday By Dr Faustus Aged 8 1/2


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My name iz Doktor Fowstuss and I am a gashed.

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I liv in the soowers with my familee who R gasheds too. My Daddee sez that just becos we R pikees who live in a filfy undergrownd communitee of mutants who all support the gas, it don't make us wurse than s##t-heds!

We even R goin on hollyday to a majikal place calld Brizlington. Ive never been there but it soundz amayzing!!!!

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We went 2 Brizlington to day and I could not beleeve how good it woz. There were proper shops and evrything. City fanz R so lucky to liv in a proper sociaty that I told Daddee I wont to support them too. Daddee cryed when he herd this.

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I went to a inturnet cafe today to speek to City fanz. I pretended that I don't wont to support ther team but I do reelly! Maybee they will aksept me as 1 of them?

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Dok F, age 8 1/2

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My name iz Doktor Fowstuss and I am a gashed.

...

I liv in the soowers with my familee who R gasheds too. My Daddee sez that just becos we R pikees who live in a filfy undergrownd communitee of mutants who all support the gas, it don't make us wurse than s##t-heds!

We even R goin on hollyday to a majikal place calld Brizlington. Ive never been there but it soundz amayzing!!!!

...

We went 2 Brizlington to day and I could not beleeve how good it woz. There were proper shops and evrything. City fanz R so lucky to liv in a proper sociaty that I told Daddee I wont to support them too. Daddee cryed when he herd this.

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I went to a inturnet cafe today to speek to City fanz. I pretended that I don't wont to support ther team but I do reelly! Maybee they will aksept me as 1 of them?

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Dok F, age 8 1/2

How long has it taken you to come up with that mozo? Lose much sleep over it? Bet it was running around your head for days itching to be let out, you're just saving your sanity aren't you mate, for the better good. I do worry about you love, YOU'VE CHANGED MAN YOU'VE CHANGED

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Where the ##### have you been anyway Baz?

Log in each day expecting to see each and every thread punctuated with your weird and wonderful ramblings but the ol' place has been an eerily Baz free zone of late.

I was guessing you'd either been sacked for watching porn at work an OD'd on crack as a celebration of the achievement or had been abducted by gremlins, was going to start a thread about it if you didn't show up soon, was getting worried.

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Where the ##### have you been anyway Baz?

Log in each day expecting to see each and every thread punctuated with your weird and wonderful ramblings but the ol' place has been an eerily Baz free zone of late.

I was guessing you'd either been sacked for watching porn at work an OD'd on crack as a celebration of the achievement or had been abducted by gremlins, was going to start a thread about it if you didn't show up soon, was getting worried.

Wakey, wakey, WTF, barry told us all about his upcoming 4 day weekend last week. :doh:

Anyway, he's back with a (small) bang now.

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Where the ##### have you been anyway Baz?

Log in each day expecting to see each and every thread punctuated with your weird and wonderful ramblings but the ol' place has been an eerily Baz free zone of late.

I was guessing you'd either been sacked for watching porn at work an OD'd on crack as a celebration of the achievement or had been abducted by gremlins, was going to start a thread about it if you didn't show up soon, was getting worried.

Sorry mate, I know how you need my common-sense-posts to stay sane. I promise I shant go away ever again :D

Speaking of gremlins, I just tried to do a post about this goblin story (the best story I've ever heard) wrote about 1000 words and deleted it by accident.... Bloddy bloody.

Have been on my hols init :D

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Wakey, wakey, WTF, barry told us all about his upcoming 4 day weekend last week. :doh:

Anyway, he's back with a (small) bang now.

whoops, must have missed that one. :unsure:

I promise I shant go away ever again :D

Cubs honour yeah?.........you little rascal you.

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How long has it taken you to come up with that mozo? Lose much sleep over it? Bet it was running around your head for days itching to be let out, you're just saving your sanity aren't you mate, for the better good. I do worry about you love, YOU'VE CHANGED MAN YOU'VE CHANGED

It took all of three minutes. Faustus hasn't thanked me yet but I know he loved it.

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It took all of three minutes. Faustus hasn't thanked me yet but I know he loved it.

Thank you Mozzer, I loved it. Happy now? :rolleyes:

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Stop insulting Brislington, Brislington is AMAZING! Up the Briz

Well said that sprog. T'is a fine part of a fine city.

Death to all non-believers.

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