Cornelius Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 This is what the inquiry is expected to report:Materazzi grabbed Zidane's shirt"Hey, if you want my shirt, we'll swap after the game" said ZZ"I don't want your filthy shirt, granddad" said MMZZ smiled and jogs off"Your mother's a terrorist"ZZ continues jogging"Your sister's a prostitute"ZZ shrugs and continues towards play"Hey, mother-###### everyone in the Italian team's had your mother"ZZ continues jogging"Hey, old man, you're ######* rubbish"No reaction from ZZ"You're past it"On he jogs"You're only good enough to play for Bristol Rovers"And that is when Zidane turned around and got himself sent off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italian dave Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Thanks CorneliusMade I laugh!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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