mozo Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 Me and Trev have just been tooting on his pipe and had a moment of philosophical debate.Am I the only one who get's puzzled, muddled, baffled, befuddled, frazzled and bedazzled by these talking points? -...What came first, the chicken or his mate Dave?...If you had an infinite number of monkeys, sat at an infinite number of typewriters, would any of them offer to get the PG Tips out and make a brew?...If we once thought the world was flat, but now believe that it's round, will we someday realise that it's in fact in the shape of Paris Hilton's distorted ego?...If God created all men equal, where did He go wrong with morris dancers?...Is there an alternate universe where James Blunt isn't a tosspot??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 Where do all the odd socks go? And where do pairs of scissors and pens go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 I wouldnt worry about it all mate. Try not to think so deep does strange things to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted July 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 I wouldnt worry about it all mate. Try not to think so deep does strange things to you. Try living with a talking giraffe, sanity isn't an option Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 Try living with a talking giraffe, sanity isn't an option Awwww I have no room for raffes. Got 2 cats to look after and thats a job in itself especially when some random cat peed on me tent in the garden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Me and Trev have just been tooting on his pipe and had a moment of philosophical debate.Am I the only one who get's puzzled, muddled, baffled, befuddled, frazzled and bedazzled by these talking points? -...What came first, the chicken or his mate Dave?You mean who came first, and the honest answer is, you'll have to ask them, but my money's on Dave....If you had an infinite number of monkeys, sat at an infinite number of typewriters, would any of them offer to get the PG Tips out and make a brew? Yeh, cos they'd also write "Do you want a brew" an infinite number of times fs, they're too selfish so basically, no....If we once thought the world was flat, but now believe that it's round, will we someday realise that it's in fact in the shape of Paris Hilton's distorted ego? I'd go along with any of her distorted idea's for a night in Paris ...If God created all men equal, where did He go wrong with morris dancers? He never planned for incest did he!...Is there an alternate universe where James Blunt isn't a tosspot???Even if there were other dimensions, chances are, he'd still be a ####Where do all the odd socks go?:vomit2:Please don't be bringing that into a 'mozo' thread, that really is sickening, and at this time of the morning, tut tut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Why do you never see Baby Pigeons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Why do you never see Baby Pigeons.Or old men eating a twix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Awwww I have no room for raffes. Got 2 cats to look after and thats a job in itself especially when some random cat peed on me tent in the garden What makes you think it was a cat? I was just staking a claim to territory and your tent looked comfortable and inviting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Why do you never see Baby Pigeons.I have!!Last year in Rome me & the missus were walking aroung Castel St Angelo & I saw some of the little buggers in a nest being fed by their scrawny rat-like mother. I was so excited I shouted "**** ME, LOOK LOVE, BABY PIGEONS DO EXIST!" Got some right funny looks I tell theeSo cross that one off the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Never see a 30 year old chinese woman though do you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Never see a 30 year old chinese woman though do youIf you Google 'Chinese MILF', it's amazing what you can find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 If you Google 'Chinese MILF', it's amazing what you can find...... and how quickly you can get sacked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 ... and how quickly you can get sacked?Plainly you do that from home or someone else's PC at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Plainly you do that from home or someone else's PC at work There's an idea! If I ever want to get my boss sacked.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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