Guest DrFaustus Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Just been getting some air in the garden and the next door neighbours' alleged cat jumped on my head. It could have scratched my delicate skin the beast! Shoot to kill next time I see the mutant tiger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 LEave the poor pussy alone probably thought you needed some heat on that bold head of yours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 LEave the poor pussy alone probably thought you needed some heat on that bold head of yours My bald bold head is already sunburnt thank you!Still, pussy on the head is not really something to complain about I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 My bald bold head is already sunburnt thank you!Still, pussy on the head is not really something to complain about I guess.Depends if the pussy was happy was it puuring?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagest Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 It must have thought you were some dirty sewer rat or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Depends if the pussy was happy was it puuring?? Um...it was sort of quivering and contracting. No idea what that could mean. It must have thought you were some dirty sewer rat or something.A very astute kitty then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Did he dig his claws in too? BEt it was ginger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Did he dig his claws in too? BEt it was ginger No the bugger is brunette, if cats can be such. It tried to scratch my neck but was deposited back into the fence before it had time. 'Domesticated' animals my arse...my ex-wife is a savage, feral beast, but she had better decorum than that mutant leopard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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