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Just penned some badass lyrics to tell you about my day. This is to feature on my new rap album, produced by Raffemaster Trev.

Check it:

Who wore a new Puma City shirt today?

Mozo did, Mozo did!

I said who wore a badass Puma shirt today?

Mozo did, you knows he did!

Yo I was turning heads in the Minster of Bed

Cos my shirt's made by puma and the colour is red.

I'll be getting jiggy with Dollymarie

Cos my shirt is fly and I'm not a Gashead!

What y'all think to those whack lyrics? Dope and ill innit. Obviously there'll be loads of scratching and human beatbox on the track and in the video, me and Trev will be blinged up by the pool, surrounded by hot girls shakin their bootay.

How about I perform the track at half-time tomorrow night??

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Who wore a new Puma City shirt today?

Mozo did, Mozo did!

I said who wore a badass Puma shirt today?

Mozo did, you knows he did!

Yo I was turning heads in the Minster of Bed

Cos my shirt's made by puma and the colour is red.

I'll be getting jiggy with Dollymarie

Cos my shirt is fly and I'm not a Gashead!

What y'all think to those whack lyrics? Dope and ill innit. Obviously there'll be loads of scratching and human beatbox on the track and in the video, me and Trev will be blinged up by the pool, surrounded by hot girls shakin their bootay.

How about I perform the track at half-time tomorrow night??

All work and no crack? Quite the opposite eh mozo?

Firstly, you've come into the song with your chorus, that is the first rule of rap broken - Biggie would be sturring in his grave.

Secondly, talking about yourself in the third person, not even Bluetac (Tupac's brother) had the balls to do that.

Thirdly, you're talking about how camp you look in your new skintight vest.

Fourthly, you're a twit.

Whack lyrics does sum it up nicely.

But on another note, yehh dawg that was the body poppin shiznit, yo man yo, you besss check yoself before you wreck yoself, get me know what I mean at the end of the day basically init. Or something.

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Word.

Just penned some badass lyrics to tell you about my day. This is to feature on my new rap album, produced by Raffemaster Trev.

Check it:

Who wore a new Puma City shirt today?

Mozo did, Mozo did!

I said who wore a badass Puma shirt today?

Mozo did, you knows he did!

Yo I was turning heads in the Minster of Bed

Cos my shirt's made by puma and the colour is red.

I'll be getting jiggy with Dollymarie

Cos my shirt is fly and I'm not a Gashead!

What y'all think to those whack lyrics? Dope and ill innit. Obviously there'll be loads of scratching and human beatbox on the track and in the video, me and Trev will be blinged up by the pool, surrounded by hot girls shakin their bootay.

How about I perform the track at half-time tomorrow night??

You gaylord Mozo........ keep it real.............. dude

Who wore a Puma shirt....... and who is a shithead

Mozo Did, you knows he did and you can ###### right off if you're a gasshead

Huh, turning in a biggy down with the bemmie masive... uh, uh

His shirt is fly and we are the ###### mutha ###### best in the league uh, uh

Cos his shirt's made by puma and the colour is red he ain't plastic

He got the Dolly and Robins72 dripping shithead drastic

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Word.

Just penned some badass lyrics to tell you about my day. This is to feature on my new rap album, produced by Raffemaster Trev.

Check it:

Who wore a new Puma City shirt today?

Mozo did, Mozo did!

I said who wore a badass Puma shirt today?

Mozo did, you knows he did!

Yo I was turning heads in the Minster of Bed

Cos my shirt's made by puma and the colour is red.

I'll be getting jiggy with Dollymarie

BAD SH**E

no it really is :crying:

Cos my shirt is fly and I'm not a Gashead!

What y'all think to those whack lyrics? Dope and ill innit. Obviously there'll be loads of scratching and human beatbox on the track and in the video, me and Trev will be blinged up by the pool, surrounded by hot girls shakin their bootay.

How about I perform the track at half-time tomorrow night??

BAD SH@T MAN

no it really is :crying:

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My only worry is that now I'm clearly a hugely talented gangster rapper, I might get gunned down in a drive-by. I don't want the gunishment man!! :(

It's all about the guns, the drugs and the biatches for you now blud, gotta take the rough with the rough.

How I wish that I too were an angry black man.

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You gaylord Mozo........ keep it real.............. dude

Who wore a Puma shirt....... and who is a shithead

Mozo Did, you knows he did and you can ###### right off if you're a gasshead

Huh, turning in a biggy down with the bemmie masive... uh, uh

His shirt is fly and we are the ###### mutha ###### best in the league uh, uh

Cos his shirt's made by puma and the colour is red he ain't plastic

He got the Dolly and Robins72 dripping shithead drastic

Mate, that is an inspiration to all the rugged thugged bones out there. You the bomb 'isn't it'.

Huh, turning in a biggy down with the bemmie masive... uh, uh

His shirt is fly and we are the ###### mutha ###### best in the league uh, uh

That is class mate. Uh uh :w00t:

I might well do a rap over the course of the day, but, it has no hope whatsoever of being anywhere near as good as this one

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