Barrs Court Red Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Call me cynical but I would imagine that will be the new reason going down on the asylum form this month."I need asylum because I'm gay. Oh and while you're at it can you arrange for the safe passage of my wife and children"They were probably safer under the much maligned Saddam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Call me cynical but I would imagine that will be the new reason going down on the asylum form this month."I need asylum because I'm gay. Oh and while you're at it can you arrange for the safe passage of my wife and children"They were probably safer under the much maligned Saddam.Silly, gay's aren't bothered about 'safe passages', hence the AIDS epidemic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Silly, gay's aren't bothered about 'safe passages'Voice of experience? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Voice of experience?You never had to spend a night in a cell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinC Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Silly, gay's aren't bothered about 'safe passages', hence the AIDS epidemic.Odd isn't it that the overwhelming majority of AIDS /HIV infections are among the heretosexual community? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Odd isn't it that the overwhelming majority of AIDS /HIV infections are among the heretosexual community?Yeh, thriving amongst the straight community but spread by a bloke that sh*gged a hippo who had previously been with a monkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 You never had to spend a night in a cell?No. Not yet. And i'll be keeping my back against the wall as well, thanks for the heads up.Yeh, thriving amongst the straight community but spread by a bloke that sh*gged a hippo who had previously been with a monkeyWill this experience be in your autobiography? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinC Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Yeh, thriving amongst the straight community but spread by a bloke that sh*gged a hippo who had previously been with a monkeyDoes that mean he was gay? Or just lonely? Or had a lager too many in the refreshment tent at Bristol Zoo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 No. Not yet. And i'll be keeping my back against the wall as well, thanks for the heads up.Will this experience be in your autobiography?Dude I didn't invent AIDS I'd be long dead - if it's been around long enough for people to be allowed to laugh at it now (i.e. 25 years) then I'd be looong dead if I'd started it off.Does that mean he was gay? Or just lonely? Or had a lager too many in the refreshment tent at Bristol Zoo?I think we've all had too many shandies and ended up with our ends up in the bad end of the zoo....But yes, I think hippo lovers are generally gay. They have giant handwriting anyway which is the main giveaway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinC Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Dude I didn't invent AIDS I'd be long dead - if it's been around long enough for people to be allowed to laugh at it now (i.e. 25 years) then I'd be looong dead if I'd started it off.I think we've all had too many shandies and ended up with our ends up in the bad end of the zoo....Remind me NEVER to go out on the razzle with you Baz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Remind me NEVER to go out on the razzle with you BazBloody hell that you rev?Weellll no offence but I'm not sure how much a man of your stature would/could take a night out with the substances that would be on offer round here. If I can't bring my old man up here cos of it, I certaintly shouldn't be bringing clerics! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Yeh, thriving amongst the straight community but spread by a bloke that sh*gged a hippo who had previously been with a monkeyI was under the impression that flamingos were involved...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinC Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 I was under the impression that flamingos were involved...?only the pretty ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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