Lordofthebling Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Any suggestions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milo Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Any suggestions? Solitaire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Any suggestions? Porn? Lets face it, no-ones going to disturb you down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nibor Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 If you smash the laptop into small pieces and stack them you will be able to use them as a ladder, obviously... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 A laptop is a strange thing to go falling down a well with I must say, I think a lap dancer would have been a much better idea. Reminds me of that Timmy O'tool episode in the Simpsons, anyway hope it all works it's self out.Have you tried wishing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Any suggestions? Isnt it broken from falling?How far did you fall?Are you ok?Should I ring anyone for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED4LIFE Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 I suggest you email Trev and get him to look down the well. You could then climb up his neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Any suggestions? Hold the laptop above your head otherwise the water will damage it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadratinmycider Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Reboot the laptop and see what happens. Never fails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING IT ON AND OFF AGAIN?That's the help desks answer anyway.If I were you I'd go fishing. It normally helps keep me entertained/busy when bored...Are you planning on leaving the well?It could well be a blessing in disguise. At least all these violent muslims wont know you're down there (they used buckets so well's are a fairly unknown commodity to 'them') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 If I were you I'd go fishing. It normally helps keep me entertained/busy when bored...What would you catch in a well? What bait would you use? I'd groundbait the well first !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 What would you catch in a well? What bait would you use? I'd groundbait the well first !!Well it would have to be fly fishing (obviously) you need to practise on the toss, but it's certaintly viable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Well it would have to be fly fishing (obviously) you need to practise on the toss, but it's certaintly viableI thought that might be the case and I suppose depending on his position in the well as to use a wet or dry fly.Of course using a lure is possible especially if you have a little Wobbler handy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 I thought that might be the case and I suppose depending on his position in the well as to use a wet or dry fly.Of course using a lure is possible especially if you have a little Wobbler handy.Gafwarp. He said a norty!I'd say he should probably use what ever fly he's got... button or zip blingster?I dunno about luring more people in... It's probably fairly cramped? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 It's probably fairly cramped?Not at all, just intimate ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Not at all, just intimate !If you want him to invite you down just send a pm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 :Costumed19: HELLO! BLINGY! YOU STILL DOWN THERE?England are one up mate. Terry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 :Costumed19: HELLO! BLINGY! YOU STILL DOWN THERE?England are one up mate. Terry. My housemate turned round last night (shes a girl) and said "that Barry's playing well isn't he"... She meant Terry.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadratinmycider Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 My housemate turned round last night (shes a girl) and said "that Barry's playing well isn't he"... She meant Terry.... Isn't Barry your word for anything and everything? So technically, she was right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 Isn't Barry your word for anything and everything? So technically, she was right.True true, but the fact that she's female and therefore thick as shint, and the fact that she coudlnt remember the England captains name, is just unacceptable. Technically she might have been right, but she's still a #### Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadratinmycider Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 True true, but the fact that she's female and therefore thick as shint, and the fact that she coudlnt remember the England captains name, is just unacceptable. Technically she might have been right, but she's still a ####I agree, she deserves abuse.I hate it when women try and guess who the teams playing are by looking at the abbreviation on thescoreboard. For example MANU V NEWC.In high pitched voice " oooh, is that Manchester United versus Newquay?"Me: " Yes love, now go and make the tea" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 I agree, she deserves abuse.I hate it when women try and guess who the teams playing are by looking at the abbreviation on thescoreboard. For example MANU V NEWC.In high pitched voice " oooh, is that Manchester United versus Newquay?"Me: " Yes love, now go and make the tea""CCRRAAACCCKKK" should be the next sound you hear.On another note, should we presume that the blingster has actually drowned in his well due to the current adverse weather conditions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 On another note, should we presume that the blingster has actually drowned in his well due to the current adverse weather conditions?Can I have his laptop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthebling Posted August 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 Sorry, been away due to the battery on my laptop running out.After 3 days of screaming, some kid has run an extension cable down to me from his house. He found my obvious pain quite funny and said that he wouldnt get help (the little git) but he has thrown me down a packet of quavers and a tracker which I am trying to ration.The quavers I didnt eat have become dirty and soggy, but I'm still trying to eat them - slowly. Its much better than having to lick the wall in order to cure my burger cravings. Ive emailed my mum, but I don't think she is picking up her emails (she doesnt work weekends you see, hopefully she will check them tomorrow.) She will be able to come up with some great ideas to keep occupied.Ive managed to download Everybody loves Raymond series one and Pole to Pole with Michael Palin, so I am fairly occupied. The weather has been very bad down here, and I think the electric and water mix isnt the greatest idea in the world.I did think about using the lead to pull myself out, but I don't want to pull it out of the wall and not be able to find out what crazy stuff Ray gets up to next. Plus I'm a fat git.Hope help arrives soon, as my car is parked on double yellows.I thought that might be the case and I suppose depending on his position in the well as to use a wet or dry fly.Of course using a lure is possible especially if you have a little Wobbler handy.My little wobbler isnt much good in this cold water."CCRRAAACCCKKK" should be the next sound you hear.On another note, should we presume that the blingster has actually drowned in his well due to the current adverse weather conditions?Yes. I'm wet. Not as wet as before. Havent drowned. I learnt to swim in my pyjamas. I'm good.Can I have his laptop?Yes, I will leave it for you at buggeroffsville post office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 Phew Blingy I'm glad you got in touch I was getting worried.Did you get a good nights sleep, is there anything we can bring you?At least you didnt have to sit through Saturdays dire (I don't even want to use the word performance because that would make you think some sort of effort went into it) game. (much better use of word) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chivs Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 At least you didnt have to sit through Saturdays dire (I don't even want to use the word performance because that would make you think some sort of effort went into it) game. (much better use of word)Good thinking! Is there room for two at the bottom of the well, Blingy?I'll bring some quavers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthebling Posted August 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 Phew Blingy I'm glad you got in touch I was getting worried.Did you get a good nights sleep, is there anything we can bring you?At least you didnt have to sit through Saturdays dire (I don't even want to use the word performance because that would make you think some sort of effort went into it) game. (much better use of word)I take it we lost then? Oh dear. Same old City eh?!Good thinking! Is there room for two at the bottom of the well, Blingy?I'll bring some quavers.Bored of quavers, but if you can bring some Haribo's then you are a good un. I do smell a bit now mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 God darn it I thought you were a goner so started making moves on your mother to try and get your inheritance. There goes my pension scheme. Thank you very much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 Down a well old man?I blame Brasso. Oh and Johnson and his son. Bandwagon ahoy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthebling Posted August 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 God darn it I thought you were a goner so started making moves on your mother to try and get your inheritance. There goes my pension scheme. Thank you very much Whats wrong with getting with my mum for the love Bazza? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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