mozo Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 Alright my babbers? Who shall we behead??...For younger viewers, a guillotine is a French beheading device named after Joseph-Ignace Guillotin, the sadistic homme who thought it was more entertaining to chop people's bonces off with a sophisticated device, instead of the primitive fat-bloke-swinging-an-axe method....WELL...I, the notorious Count Mozo of Bedminstershire have decided to bring back the nefarious implement (they come cheap in Ikea, I hear) and to execute those who deserve it just like the Frenchies did with the poncey poshos back in the day....I will be taking nominations for future beheadings, but will only accept one per person so make 'em good!You can't have any of the following cos they are to be ravaged alive by ravenous midgets who have been starved for two whole days (you know how they get when they're hungry!)...Richard BransonJames Blunt (rhyming slang!)Tony BlairChristiano RonaldoBen Elton (to be to be caged with rampantly horny badgers)...Muhahahahahahahaha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solo1bc Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 It is mandatory to vote for Michael Winner I believe in these games? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted August 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 It is mandatory to vote for Michael Winner I believe in these games?Mr Winner is accepted Ben, what a lovely man he is too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeak Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 David Dickenson,Please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddoh Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 Alright my babbers? Who shall we behead??...For younger viewers, a guillotine is a French beheading device named after Joseph-Ignace Guillotin, the sadistic homme who thought it was more entertaining to chop people's bonces off with a sophisticated device, instead of the primitive fat-bloke-swinging-an-axe method....WELL...I, the notorious Count Mozo of Bedminstershire have decided to bring back the nefarious implement (they come cheap in Ikea, I hear) and to execute those who deserve it just like the Frenchies did with the poncey poshos back in the day....I will be taking nominations for future beheadings, but will only accept one per person so make 'em good!You can't have any of the following cos they are to be ravaged alive by ravenous midgets who have been starved for two whole days (you know how they get when they're hungry!)...Richard BransonJames Blunt (rhyming slang!)Tony BlairChristiano RonaldoBen Elton (to be to be caged with rampantly horny badgers)...Muhahahahahahahaha...the question is will you suffer the same fate as the inventor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 George W Bush please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 How about Hollowhead, the ensuing sound would be similar to a giant bouncing table-tennis ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red`s Ashtonic Lustpit Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 Tony Blackburn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batman Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Inzaman Ul Haq, but do it before he goes into bat today. The Pakistani's are going to be miles ahead by the end of the day me thinks.but if you cuold re-attach his head for the 20/20 match in Bristol on Bank Holiday Monday then that'll be good, it'll be an honour watching him play, just so long as he don't score any runs against us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 WELL...I, the notorious Count Mozo of Bedminstershire Was that a typo? Or did you mean to leave the o in there?How about Hollowhead, the ensuing sound would be similar to a giant bouncing table-tennis ball. Yes sir, yes yes yes (or as a speechimpeppermint would say it yeshhshs) I'll second that notion. Spot on. The echo from his hollowhead would be like, umm, music to my ears? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 I know you said only one person each but please could I nominate Richard & Judy. They only come as a pair, and if we only execute one the other may mutate into something worse than Des O'Connor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinC Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 I know you said only one person each but please could I nominate Richard & Judy. They only come as a pair, and if we only execute one the other may mutate into something worse than Des O'Connor.Not being in favour of capital punishment, I would take all those listed above, shove them all in the Big Brother house and throw away the key. No camera, no publicity or celebrity, just leave 'em to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solo1bc Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Not being in favour of capital punishment, I would take all those listed above, shove them all in the Big Brother house and throw away the key. No camera, no publicity or celebrity, just leave 'em to it.Terrible idea Rev! Imagine the offspring! Euw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagest Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Robbie Williams of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Maesknoll Red Posted August 19, 2006 Admin Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 The person who invented reality TV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batman Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 Robbie Williams of course.Robbie's a Legend!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 I know it's too late now but I think Sven would have done a better job for us with his head dispatched of so what do ya say?......Chop Chop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chivs Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 I know you said only one person each but please could I nominate Richard & Judy. They only come as a pair, and if we only execute one the other may mutate into something worse than Des O'Connor.On the same basis I'd like to nominate Ant and Dec. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 Robbie's a Legend!!!You're right.In the same way that Goebels has been referred to many times since his death, maybe robbies death might show the world his true light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batman Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 You're right.In the same way that Goebels has been referred to many times since his death, maybe robbies death might show the world his true lighthow the hell can you compare Robbie Williams to Goering? oh yeah barry, seperated at birth. The mother was in labour for 83 years as well.and he deserves his legendary statues. Robbie will be around for many years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted August 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 how the hell can you compare Robbie Williams to Goering? Can't compare the two...I'd happily listen to Goering singing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Gary Johnson ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grifty Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Gary Johnson ?? I was waiting for that one to come up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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