wurzel920 Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that> was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they> weren't strong enough to nick one, the husband went to his doctor and> told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any More children.>>>> The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy> that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly> alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer> can, then hold the can up to his Ear and count to 10.>> The scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy> in the world, but i don't see how putting a firework in a beer can> next to my ear is going to help me">> "Trust me, it will do the job," said the doctor.>> So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He> held the can up to his ear and began to count "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at> which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he> could continue counting on his other hand...>> The procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex,> Sunderland, Aberdeen and anywhere in Wales Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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