Goldberg Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Just after I got married, I was invited out for a night with "the boys."I told the missus that I would be home by midnight - promise! Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy, ataround 3A.M. drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in thedoor, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up, and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick witty solution, evenwhen smashed, to escape a possible conflict. Next morning the wife askedme what time I got in and I told her 12 o'clock. She didn't seemdisturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one! She then told me that weneeded a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her why, she said "Well, itcuckooed 3 times, said 'oh f##k,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it'sthroat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more and thenfarted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinC Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Briiliantly funny, made my sides ache laughing!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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