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My dad used to keep eskimos and alligators.

He bred escalators. We got a lot of funny stairs.

I had a great business plan:

I was going to build a bungalow for some dwarves. There was one tiny flaw

Bono(u2 bloke) cant count. On vertigo he goes,"Uno,dos,tres,catorce",which is one,two,three and 14. So maybe there isnt a problem in africa-Bono miscounted

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