Dollymarie Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 1. Blaming your farts on me ... not funny ... not funny at all!!!2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A DOG, YOU IDIOT!3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooohoooooooo! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip" and then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.9. Dog sweaters. Hello??? Haven't you noticed the fur?Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who the boss is!You don't see me picking up your poop do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 10. Not letting me practice my hip thrusting dance moves on yer leg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fRed Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 11. Reading this reply :Crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 10. Not letting me practice my hip thrusting dance moves on yer leg11. We can piss standing up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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