Lordofthebling Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 She has her own postcode.Does anybody remember doing this at school - man, people got cussed and burned out blood.My personal favourite - Your mum is so dumb, when she was told drinks were on the house - she went and got a ladder...Good times.Maybe we can get a bit of an eight mile ragga tip kinda thread going on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthebling Posted September 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Q: What time is it?A: Your mum.Q: Under which of the true sciences should philosophy be classified?A: Your mum.NOTE: At no account bring Dad's into this - thats just rude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 I dunno. Used to say "Your mum's your dad" quite a lot, which was obviously very confounding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Your mums so ugly, your dad had to tie a steak round her neck to get the dog to play with her.Your mums so fat, When I rolled off of her I burned my ass on the lightbulbYour mums so ugly she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 I just wanted to throw an "And yer Ma!"into the equation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nibor Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Ah the good old days.Your Mum's so old she broke her leg and gravy poured out.Your Mum's so old she knew Burger King when he was still a Prince.Your Mum's so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "OK!".Your Mum's so fat when she goes sunbathing on the beach Greenpeace turn up and try and put her back in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Your mums so ugly she makes Michael Jackson look like Brad PittYour mums so ugly when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'Your mums so ugly they knew what time she was born cos her face stopped the clock...Your mums so ugly she gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween.Your mums so ugly her shadow gave up.Your mums so ugly when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthebling Posted September 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Well, your mum is so stupid, when she went to buy a colour tv - she asked you which colour to buy.and the old classic - your mum is so poor i saw her on the side of the street kicking a box i said what are you doing she said moving.Wow, just get me back into my old spliffy jeans, a global hypercolour t shirt, naf naf coat, a bottle of red 20/20 and park me outside Kwik Save. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nibor Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Wow, just get me back into my old spliffy jeans, a global hypercolour t shirt, naf naf coat, a bottle of red 20/20 and park me outside Kwik Save.That's frighteningly accurate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 White lightening, a pink "fat willys" tshirt and one of them "pioneer" jackets with a hood but no sleeves in it for me please.(oh and a dodgy perm) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grifty Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Your mums so fat, When I rolled off of her I burned my ass on the lightbulbI always laughed at people who used ones like this, because surely that means that they're doing it with someone amazingly fat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 White lightening, a pink "fat willys" tshirt and one of them "pioneer" jackets with a hood but no sleeves in it for me please.(oh and a dodgy perm)No Dolls, they were talking about the PAST., not asking for a description of what you're wearing/drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 No Dolls, they were talking about the PAST., not asking for a description of what you're wearing/drinking. Dammit, and thats my best pulling outfit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Dammit, and thats my best pulling outfit Stand outside a local supermarket and I'm sure you wouldnt do too bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Good times.That's what your Mum said last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Blue Bolts, backward Kangol Flat cap and Dreamscape jacketThankfully there weren't many cameras around then to record such an embarresing wardrobe on a night out.Does anyone remember "Petes Place" on the top of the Galleries? That stocked every item of early 90's fashion (For young teenagers) known to man? Also, I reckon birds looked far better back then than they do now. All personal preference mind you, but there was something about all that permed hair and little skirts......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Nothing better than a brizzle bird, teenage mum, greasy hair tightly pulled back into a ponytail, chewing gum and smoking a fag swearing. Well, basically a gashead girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Nothing better than a brizzle bird, teenage mum, greasy hair tightly pulled back into a ponytail, chewing gum and smoking a fag swearing. Well, basically a gashead girl. My dear boy, this look seems to be a modern phenonemon. The "Croydon face lift" seems to have replaced the perm as the haircut of choice for girls of easy virtue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 and the old classic - your mum is so poor i saw her on the side of the street kicking a box i said what are you doing she said moving.Oh mate, that's quality have not heard that for yeeeeearsWow, just get me back into my old spliffy jeans, a global hypercolour t shirt, naf naf coat, a bottle of red 20/20 and park me outside Kwik Save. Good times.(oh and a dodgy perm) Does anyone remember "Petes Place" on the top of the Galleries? That stocked every item of early 90's fashion (For young teenagers) known to man? Heh, how many hours where wasted whilst staring through that window wondering how long it would take for your coppers to turn into golden nuggets. Good times indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 http://www.bleubolt.co.uk/I don't belive1. That this brand is still out there2. It's been taken over by skatersCan anyone find any pictures of Spliffy Jeans, Fresh Nation tops or Technic Jackets ect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbo Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 I use to have a jacket with "on one crew" on the back, to go with my Ellese trainers that came in different colours. Jeans had to come from Westworld which was then on Park Row near Tribe of One.Them were the days....Theklea on Thurday, Golddiggers on Friday and the Edge in Luton on Saturday night unless there was a big party on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Does anyone remember "Petes Place" on the top of the Galleries? That stocked every item of early 90's fashion (For young teenagers) known to man? There was a bloke who worked in there who was FIT!!!!(we used to go and hang around outside just to see if we could get a glimpse of him - those were the days!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Old Rog had a young companion who used to be the manager. Luckily he was called Pete. The clothes were dodgy at best. Mind you I'm an old fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Reckon these kids ever had enough random crap to be able to fill all of them pockets? There where a lot of pockets.There was a bloke who worked in there who was FIT!!!!I'm pretty sure I'd remember working in there if I had Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Whats the name of the film in which one Eddie Murphy says'Yer mummas so fat I rolled over and was STILL on top of her' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 I would imagine the nutty professorYour Momma's SO FAT her school photograph was an aerial shot. Your Momma's SO DUMB she tries to put M&M's in alphabetical order. Your Momma's SO FAT her blood type is Ragu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbo Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Whats the name of the film in which one Eddie Murphy says'Yer mummas so fat I rolled over and was STILL on top of her'It was Raw his stand up show, where he told the kids they could not have Mcdonalds cause there mum was on welfare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WesM Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 your momma is so fat, she doesn't need the internet cos she's already worldwide!genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthebling Posted September 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 That's what your Mum said last night. Why, were you watching?http://www.bleubolt.co.uk/Can anyone find any pictures of Spliffy Jeans, Fresh Nation tops or Technic Jackets ect?Fresh Nation. Oh how I yearned and yearned. And then one Christmas, I got a burgundy fresh nation jumper. Didnt they have some sort of Fido dude on the front or something?!Sweater Shop as well... Those were the days.Your Momma's SO FAT her blood type is RaguThats some funny ish.That's frighteningly accurate.You know what I'm talking about Nibor... Get the 20/20 going and some Hooch. So cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Fresh Nation. Oh how I yearned and yearned. And then one Christmas, I got a burgundy fresh nation jumper. Didnt they have some sort of Fido dude on the front or something?!YES! Because I seem to remember having the same jumper, and my mate had it in green.If only cool Britania hadn't come along and turned everyone into Richard Ashcroft, Fresh Nation could have taken over the world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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