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Gosh, that's a bit sexist Dave  :D
Things my mum used to say to me, but never my dad: 'Get your hands out of your pockets'. 'Have you cleaned your teeth?' 'Have you combed your hair?' 'Have you changed your underpants?' 'Have you written that thank you note to Granny?'. 'Don't swear, it's horrible'. 'Don't ever grow up, will you?'

Things my dad used to say to me, but never my mum: 'Where did I park the bloody car?', 'Here's sixpence. Don't tell your mother'. 'Just hit him back .. that'll soon put a stop to it'. 'I can't wait till you're 18 .. you can buy me a pint'.

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