Mr Mosquito Posted March 7, 2004 Report Share Posted March 7, 2004 A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered. "So, the other one is Mummy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped them flat. "Well, it might be OK in Brighton, 10 Downing Street and Manchester BUT we're not having any of that poo in Bristol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider gliders Posted March 8, 2004 Report Share Posted March 8, 2004 Ha-Ha! Thats a cracker RG, keep um comin` Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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