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May: Bristol City s####e into the play offs and face Swindon. After two comprehensive hammerings and the nightmare sight of Swindon winning the Play off final Mr Wilson resigns after huge supporter pressure.

June: Bristol City announce their new manager, Mr Glenn Hoddle. Following this announcement the plans for the redevelopment at Ashton Gate are announced. The "new" east end would incorporate a pulpit for Hoddle to give half time sermons to the City faithful. The cheerleaders unveil the new burkhas they are now forced to wear and all disabled fans are banned under the direction of Mr Hoddle.

July: the taxman finds discrepancies in Citys books and the FA relegates them to Div 3. Ken Bates takes charge of the club and fulfils his ambition of installing an electric fence at a football ground. His dream of an "Ashton village" soon lumbers the club with millions of pounds worth of debt

August: Bristol City and Bristol Rovers are forced to merge for financial reasons, selling both grounds and making a home at field in Severside. As the new club has to begin in the lower league of the original clubs, Bristol unt begin life in the Conference

So I suppose things could get worse

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WR,

You forgot to add......

ps

note to self...

I must NOT eat cheese before bedtime.......

I must NOT eat cheese before bedtime.......

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I must NOT eat cheese before bedtime.......

I must NOT eat cheese before bedtime.......

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I must NOT eat cheese before bedtime.......

I must NOT eat cheese before bedtime.......

I must NOT eat cheese before bedtime.......

I must NOT eat cheese before bedtime.......

I must NOT eat cheese before bedtime.......

I must NOT eat cheese before bedtime.......

I must NOT eat cheese before bedtime.......

I must NOT eat cheese before bedtime.......

I must NOT eat cheese before bedtime.......

I must NOT eat cheese before bedtime.......

I must NOT eat cheese before bedtime.......

I must NOT eat cheese before bedtime.......

I must NOT eat cheese before bedtime.......

I must NOT eat cheese before bedtime.......

I must NOT eat cheese before bedtime.......

I must NOT eat cheese before bedtime.......

I must NOT eat cheese before bedtime.......

I must NOT eat cheese before bedtime.......

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Don't even wanna think about non promotion.

I was saying in work today, if we don't go up we'll be adrift for the next 2 years at least rebuilding after having to shift a bit proportion of our wage bill.

Correct me if I'm wrong, isn't it Div 2 turn for wage capping next year? Another worry

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Dont even joke about Glenn Twaddle coming here, jeez, what a ######* nightmare! All that holy roller mumbo jumbo-

I dont take relegation lightly either, look across town to the Gas, blew promotion, following season relegation, and flirting with the conferance...wheres my valium!!

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