Barrs Court Red Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Why do they smell so god dam good?Discuss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Why do they smell so god dam good?Discuss! Whoopee!! My favourite subject. They smell great because they are great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Well if you are in Thailand Moomin, make sure she doesnt smell of Old Spice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted November 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 I always find a adams apple check normally works before getting close enough to smell the fragrance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Damn, thats where I am going wrong then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted November 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 I'm sure its a very eye wate......opening experiance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zookeeper Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 I always find a adams apple check normally works before getting close enough to smell the fragrance.Isn't there an operation they have to remove their adams apple?Women do smell great, well mostly, especially their hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted November 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Sweet Jesus, is there? That explains a couple of ex's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Sweet Jesus, is there? That explains a couple of ex's.Aparently it gets shaven/sliced in order to minimise it's appearance!Oh, & 'Yup' most women do smell great. They can also look pretty damn fine too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 They do smell and look great, but, beware its only a ploy to lure you into their cunning trap before they run off with your House, Money and Best mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 They do smell and look great, but, beware its only a ploy to lure you into their cunning trap before they run off with your House, Money and Best mate. There speaks a vitriolic man of expereince. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 There speaks a vitriolic man of expereince.Quite right and I really quite miss the Dog ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted November 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 The wonders of pre-nuptials.Can't really find a way to stop a best mate scenario, unless you tell people you meet that your mrs hase a dose of the clap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 The wonders of pre-nuptials.Can't really find a way to stop a best mate scenario, unless you tell people you meet that your mrs hase a dose of the clapJust say "I hope shes better than yours was" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 The wonders of pre-nuptials.Can't really find a way to stop a best mate scenario, unless you tell people you meet that your mrs hase a dose of the clapNot exactly a 'best' mate if that happens! Small piece of info taken from a mate's experience: He was suspecting that his missus & his mate were carrying on. Both of them denied it so, rather than continue to push the subject, he did some digging on his so-called mate & found a piece of information that he knew he could use against him if he ever needed to. He told his mate as much who then confessed to the affair & backed off completely. He subsequently split with his missus for being unfaithful but gained a little satisfaction in the process. However, I don't wanna help turn this in to an anti-women thread! So, to help get things back on track.....Women can smell good, look good & can also make you feel all warm & tingly inside (though that could be last night's curry!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted November 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Indeed, though warm and tingly can be confussed with a strong whiskey, leading to horrible mistakes!They have better hair than blokes, and as someone above said, it can smell quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Hmmmm, now thats a hard choicea women or a nice curry ???? (For me it depends on whether it comes with Naan bread )Have to admit though, a nice curry smells nicer than a women after a few beers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted November 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 And tastes far better.It's easier to get rid of the next day too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Have to admit though, a nice curry smells nicer than a women after a few beers Coat your woman in curry - problem solved ****il Head & Shoulders start producing their 'Hints of India' shampoos. They should have recieved my suggestion letter by now).It's easier to get rid of the next day too! That's usually not by choice though depending on what you've eaten! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted November 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Hmmm a woman covered in curry, certianly an interesting thought.I think in Japan you can eat your meal off the body of a fit looking girl.There's a gap in the market in Bristol for that type of bar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Hmmm a woman covered in curry, certianly an interesting thought.I think in Japan you can eat your meal off the body of a fit looking girl.There's a gap in the market in Bristol for that type of bar!Hmmm.....maybe we could have a themed dinner at Dolman ExhibitionIST Hall? Of course, we'd need to cater for both sexes & in the spirit of equality, I'll offer myself as a person that someone can eat the i dinner off of. It'll be a stomach churing, mind scaring, life altering, put-you-off-your-hetrosexuality-for-life experience for the diner but if it helps raise a few bob..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avonmouth Docker Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Why do they smell so god dam good?Discuss! It's called IMPULSE!!!.It's a genetically modified spray, to lull any male wthin 30 miles into a false sense of security, thus rendering them of all sense of reality, and living to regret ever getting a whif of it!!.I guess that we get our on back on them by using the LYNX effect!!. Whoopee!! My favourite subject. They smell great because they are great! You only like them if they smell of old goat!!. I think in Japan you can eat your meal off the body of a fit looking girl.Hmmm.....maybe we could have a themed dinner at Dolman Exhibitionist Hall? Of course, we'd need to cater for both sexes & in the spirit of equality, I'll offer myself as a person that someone can eat the i dinner off of. It'll be a stomach churning, mind scaring, life altering, put-you-off-your-heterosexuality-for-life experience for the diner but if it helps raise a few bob.....From a man's point of view, the black spaghetti could play havoc with your teeth, and i wouldn't fancy the ketchup!!.And i would hate for a woman eating the sausage to end up biting off more than she could chew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zookeeper Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Hmmm a woman covered in curry, certianly an interesting thought.I think in Japan you can eat your meal off the body of a fit looking girl.There's a gap in the market in Bristol for that type of bar!You certainly can although I'm not too sure whether bristol is ready for this yet.Picture the sceen as people go for post pub bit of nosh and are eating their favourate doner off some grease coverved munter. Not quite the same as eating a bit of sushi or a numbile young filly.I think i'd prefer to be eating off a lady in the privacy of my own home. Ice cream is the food of choice (apparently) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 I think i'd prefer to be eating off a lady in the privacy of my own home. Ice cream is the food of choice (apparently)As long as I can see the TV, have the remote control and the food isnt burnt, she can have whatever she wants all over her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 They do smell and look great, but, beware its only a ploy to lure you into their cunning trap before they run off with your House, Money and Best mate. Women wear a lot of makeup and perfume because they are ugly and they smell.That's well known.Probably, the way it works is, the nicer the smell the worse their BO.My mate wore my hoodie for no more than 30 minutes and she's got it stinking of elderberrys and effing juniper roses. Yeh, that goes down in a manly type of way at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted November 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Women wear a lot of makeup and perfume because they are ugly and they smell.That's well known.Men smell much nicer in your circles I'm sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Men smell much nicer in your circles I'm sure. As opposed to the mountains of Afganistan? All round my house is being rethingerated for this evil Arndale centre and, I don't like talking about this, but I'll tpye it anyway. They're opening a bar opposite me. Great I thought. What type of bar?Transvestites bar. Called the Bird Cage... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 What I don't understand is why the luvverly laydeez don't stop smelling & looking great after you get married?All this temptation is just unfair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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