Avonmouth Docker Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 A man takes the day off work anddecides to go out golfing.He is on the second hole when henotices a frog sitting next tothe green.He thinks nothing of it and isabout to shoot when hehears, Ribbit 9 Iron."The man looks around and doesn'tsee anyone. Again, hehears, "Ribbit 9 Iron" He looksat the frog and decides toprove the frog wrong, puts theclub away, and grabs a 9 iron.Boom!He hits it 10 inches from thecup. He is shocked. He saysto the frog, "Wow that's amazing.You must be a lucky frog, eh?The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."The man decides to take the frogwith him to the next hole."What do you think frog?" theman asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."The guy takes out a 3 wood and,Boom! Hole in one. Theman is befuddled and doesn't knowwhat to say. By the endof the day, the man golfed thebest game of golf in his life andasks the frog, "OK where to next?"The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas." They go to Las Vegasand the guy says, "OK frog, nowwhat?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Uponapproaching the roulette table, The man asks, "What do you think I shouldbet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit$3000, black 6.."Now, this is amillion-to-one shot to win, butafter the golf game the manfigures what the heck.Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.The man takes his winnings andbuys the best room in thehotel. He sits the frog down andsays, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.You've won me all this money andI am forever grateful."The frog replies,"Ribbit Kiss Me."He figures why not,since after all the frog did forhim, he deserves it. With akiss, the frog turns into agorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that,your Honour, is how the girlended up in my room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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