cider gliders Posted March 10, 2004 Report Share Posted March 10, 2004 There was this guy who went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. First off the dentist said, "I'll give you a shot to numb your jaw." But the guy said, "No, please don't do that, I'm afraid of needles." The dentist said, "OK, I'll get out the gas to put you to sleep." However the guy said, "Nope, I'm allergic to the gas." (Aint we all) So the dentist said, "Just a minute, I'll go look for something else." After awhile he came back with a couple of pills. The guy asked, "What kind of pills are those?" The dentist said, "Viagra." The guy said, "WHAT! Why these?" The dentist said, "They won't help the pain, but they'll give you something to hang on to while I pull your tooth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider gliders Posted March 11, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2004 A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night: 5% said it was to get a glass of water 12% said it was to go to the toilet 83% said it was to go home (Q) What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? (A) Abou 45 lbs (Q) What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? (A) About 45 minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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