Avonmouth Docker Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 WOMEN'S ENGLISH:Yes. = No.No. = Yes.Maybe. = No.I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry...We need. = I want.It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now.Do what ever you want. = You'll pay for this later.We need to talk. = I need to complain.Sure go ahead. = I don't want you to.I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you moron!You're so manly. = You need a shave, and you sweat a lot.Be romantic; turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs.This kitchen is so inconvenient. = I want a new house.I want new curtains. = And carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.I heard a noise. = I noticed you were almost asleep.Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate.I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good gameon T.V.You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.Are you listening to me!?! = [Too late! You're dead!]******************************************MEN'S ENGLISH:I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.I'm tired. = I'm tired.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex withyou.Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex withyou.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!You look tense... let me give you a massage. = I want to fondle you.What's wrong? = What stupid self-inflicted psychological trauma is itnow?What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question?I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?I love you. = Let's have sex now!I love you, too. = Okay, I said it. Now can we have sex?Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = I liked it better before.Let's talk. = I'll impress you by showing you I am a deep guy, thenmaybe sex?Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex withothers.I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together. = I'm gay. :noexpression: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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